DH and my brother thought it was funny to almost give me a heart attack by putting a recording of my baby crying beside me so I would wake up to see the two of them in Halloween mask standing over me. *rubs hands together* so it’s payback time. Thanks guys for all your advice.

I wanted to put toothpaste in the Oreos but I knew DH would smell it. So I got a sweet potato pie and put whip cream a.k.a apple spice scented shaving cream on top of his slice. Omg you guys shoulda have seen his face.

I think my BS may be teething. He is only 4 months and 1 week old and I know they say the first teeth start coming in at about 6 months. But I think he may be in the early stage of teething. He is gumming on my breast so hard I feel like crying after feedings. He is gumming on any toy you hand him. His cheeks are warm. He is drooling a lot. He won't sleep through the night like he has been. He doesn't feed as long as he used to. The pediatrician told us he is having symptoms of teething but he may not even get teeth until 6 or 7 months.

DH recived the worlds dumbest and I mean dumbest email ever from FIL because we refuse to answer his calls or text

Today is potlock sunday in my house. DH's family and my family are all over with their dishes. I am in the kitchen mixing the filling for my doubled eggs and homemade apple pie. SS5 walks in scratching his butt. I tell him to go wash his hands and "stop doing that!". Then my mom yells that the baby is crying and may need a diaper change or bottle so I leave the kitchen, calm down baby and come back to finish up cooking. SS is in there with his finger in the apple pie bowl. I asked him did he wash his hands he said " No i'm about 2".