A BM BARBIE

Look guys they finnaly came out with a BM barbie http://juliettewills.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/trailer_trash-barbie.jpg
Since BM2 always wants to call me "bimbo barbie" now she can be a barbie too lol. I swear this barbie looks so much like her except it needs wrinkles and a few less teeth lol

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LMFAO!!!

That is the best laugh I have

That is the best laugh I have had in a long time!!!! thanks 4 sharing... }:)

OMG, I thought I would piss

OMG, I thought I would piss my pants! That is too funny The Barbie needs to have more of a bleached blonde look, get rid of the cigarette with no smile. Swamp Hole NEVER smiles. Put her hair in a pony tail and dress it in pink....that's Swamp Hole.

Oh, I forgot....and have a long line of Ken dolls trailing behind her }:)

Take the curlers out and the

Take the curlers out and the make up off, that would be BM... those two things actually take EFFORT, and she puts EFFORT in to nothing.

If this Barbie came with

If this Barbie came with accessories she would have little plastic beer bottles, a plastic trailer “dream house" with broken down furniture and a beat up Barbie car filled with plastic garbage. She would have a string on her back and when you pull it she says phrases such as *cough cough* WTF you lookin at",” I hope you're happy with bimbo Barbie ken”, “ STFU and bring me my damn cigarettes”, “buuuuuuuurp”.

LMAO! For it to be a

LMAO!

For it to be a realistic likeness of our BM, though, it would need to come with about 20 Ken dolls!

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