Ix-nay on the oning-tay. It's a Terribly Tubby Tuesday for me, STalkers. The boss brought in FIVE DOZEN DONUTS to welcome aboard the new employees. With less than 3 hours of sleep, Bad Aniki snagged 2 donuts to fight the craptastic aftereffects of insomnia. On the flip side, it's so bloody hot in here, that we're all sweating it off. Well, some of 'it'.

Speaking of sweating...

Who remembers when people (mostly women) wrapped themselves up in Saran Wrap or wore some vile suit and laid out in the sun to SWEAT OFF THE POUNDS? In-freakin-sane!

Who else is ready for the weekend? Work has been crazy the past few weeks and this week is no exception. If anything, it's the craziest week yet. 1.5 more days...

I am thankful for:

It's that day again, STalkers! Tone-up/Tubby Tuesday is here. Someone asked me if there is a full moon. Well, aside from my white hiney when I'm nekkid, the REAL full moon is April 19th, which is also Good Friday.

Happy Tuesday, STalkers!

Tone-up or Tubby? With all of the running around I had to do to close on the house, and a high dose of insomina (anxiety + stress) I'm ashamed to admit that I have been existing on too much sugar (caffeine has no effect on me) to keep me awake, alert, and MOVING. While I haven't gained any weight, I'm feeling tubby and pimply. Now you know my dirty secret - middle-aged acne is the key to my youthful appearance!