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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Fri, 04/12/2019 - 7:12am

Almost there! The weekend begins in a few hours. The way things have been going, they'll be loooooooong hours...

Eff off to:

  • People still b!tching about the snow. YES, we got more snow last night. We live in one of the snowiest places and have gotten snow in May. In fact, you can still find snow on the ground in mid to late May. And you better suck it up, buttercup, because snow is in the forecast for tomorrow. Call the waaaaahm-bulance!
     
  • Bad breath. And I mean BAAAAAAD. As in, so bad you could knock a dog off of a gut truck at 30 paces. I don't know how your wife kisses you. I'm guessing she either has no sense of smell (or taste!) or that hers is just as bad. If I win the lottery, I'll buy you stock in Tic Tacs and Lysterine.
     
  • People who think I know WHY documentation for projects is MISSING. Hmmm.... let's see.... Could it be because the beeyotch who left abruptly 5 years ago didn't share ANYTHING with ANYONE? And that aaaaaaall of that stuff has had to be recreated from scratch by me? So, NO, it does NOT exist anywhere other than an elusive black hole where you will also find missing socks and tupperware lids.
     
  • DH. Yep, that's right. My DH. If DH thinks I'm going to let PigPen and some of his teenage buddies borrow MY canoe, he's lost his freaking mind. DH has never met these kids. Even if he had, I DON'T CARE. They're teenagers and I don't trust them. And DH has no idea if the little shi'theads can even swim. It's a damn shame I've misplaced the key to the lock for the canoe.....

 

Hope you have a good weekend, STalkers!!

 

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advice.only2's picture

Submitted by advice.only2 on Fri, 04/12/2019 - 8:28am

Oh Aniki dang!! That's a list!
My Eff-Off goes out to:
Flu - Eff off nobody needs your fever causing throat hurting self in or around bodies at our house!
Eff Off to Adult Man Child - Who is being super pissy about starting his new job next week, new job is a full ride with benefits, days off, 401K you name it, but hey gotta bitch about it because at 19 you don't want a "career" yet...rolling my damn eyes!

Aniki-Moderator's picture

Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Fri, 04/12/2019 - 9:50am

Aw, call the waaaaaaahm-bulance! Tell Adult Man Child to sack up and deal with the reality of life. He can wear some Depends to work, if it helps.

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Submitted by ProbablyAlready... on Fri, 04/12/2019 - 9:48am

Eff off to:

  • Job "opportunites" DH got. He's not going. But it's still dumb.
  • Work
  • Running out of labels, nearest place to buy them? An hour drive. When I tell my boss, his response? "Well there has to be some way we can resolve this." Yes. Driving an hour and losing most of my work day... So I may be going on a LONG "field trip."
  • Pollen, iamwoman is onto something there
  • DH thinking we're getting rid of perfectly good furniture... In the trash can... I figured I would refurbish and reuse so we don't have to buy some... AND for the rest we could sell it and make some cash... 
  • Psycho's weekend. Weekend off... Followed by SD6's Detox *shudder* Last week she hit a kid in the privates and screamed at her teacher... What will this next week bring?... UGH

Aniki-Moderator's picture

Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Fri, 04/12/2019 - 10:02am

Ermagawd, the "fabulous, yet impractical" job opportunities. Gaaaaaaaah.

Too bad SD6 didn't hit Psycho in the privates before she got knocked up again...

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Submitted by ProbablyAlready... on Fri, 04/12/2019 - 10:04am

If only. Sadly SD6 hasn't learned to really target her anger to the source yet... Pity...

And yes. So fabulous. I'm tempted to ask Dh if he wants to come with me. I can swing by and grab him. LMAO

Aniki-Moderator's picture

Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Fri, 04/12/2019 - 10:09am

PA, SD6 obviously needs an outlet in a BIG way. Is there something physical she can do? Kinder-boxing??

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Submitted by ProbablyAlready... on Fri, 04/12/2019 - 10:44am

I do have my punching bag! 80 lb heavy bag may be too much for her though... Maybe I should look at getting a little speed bag and some gloves for her.

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Submitted by fourbrats on Fri, 04/12/2019 - 10:01am

Testing week. I work at a school. I am a test proctor (as well as 1000 other things lol). I HATE state testing. I hate being locked in a room for hours while kids take tests. I hate that some of the younger ones get so stressed out they cry. It's the one week a year I dread out of my job that I love. Tests start Monday which is ruining my Friday. 

In addition....co-workers who don't pay attention to the schedule. Testing week is not a vacation week for you. It's been on the calendar since last year and now the rest of us have to scramble because you thought you didn't work that week. It's ON THE CALENDAR! It's unfortunate that our contracts do not allow for your time off to be denied. And you better effing cover for me the next time I ask. 

 

Aniki-Moderator's picture

Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Fri, 04/12/2019 - 10:08am

Ugh, fourbrats, that must be annnoying and frustrating! Some people will do everything they can to get out of work.

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Submitted by Thumper on Fri, 04/12/2019 - 4:56pm

1. Anyone working in a professional setting with customers /patients who act like they have zero training what so EVERRRRRRR.  They should be fired.

2. Traffic...when traffic is backed up..your sitting at a complete stop for 10min maybe more and some asshole drives on the edge of the road, speeding UP and wants to cut in.... PFFFT LOL