Every weekend I have come to loathe spawn invasions because it usually comes along with walking on eggshells in my own space I pay bills in, cleaning up after 3 lazy dirty slobs, having to complain multiple times about noise levels, going into "ready" or "full combat" with Disney Day over his lack of boundaries, structure, and orderlieness 
 

Moreso after Delusional Disneyland Dad argued with me about wtf he was cooking dinner at 11:30pm last Saturday and accused me of "being mad that his kids were hungry"

This idiot is INCAPABLE of being efficient and orderly when his kids arrive. And every step to hold him and therefore his spawns account table is like dragging 6 jumbo alligators out of the filthy swamp they're used to. 
 

My plan this weekend is to send my kid to college visit. She wrote  an essay and got accepted to an all expense paid trip to tour the school. Then use the weekend to go out and celebrate again (since a$$hole tried to ruin my last weekend with his immature mantrums) AND pack more of my stuff into storage (so when it's time to go I can 'more easily leave)
 

I plan to leave his incapable a$$ at the house while he struggles to single parent them. 
 

Hope his a$$ is drained while I'm out living my best life minus the heavy baggage he brings to the table.