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Mahalo & Machete

CLove's picture

So...knowing that a few weeks of vacation without any kind of drama just simply cannot happen any time that Toxic Troll is involved with anything, my expectations have been met last night.

The story goes that Yesterday sometime Toxic Troll and her "Friend" were at the house where she had been staying during her vacation. Her "Friend" had some sort of "episode" (drug-induced freak out?) and grabbed a Machete (I cannot even type this without thinking of Danny Trejo...) and told her that he hoped "she had enjoyed Hawai'i because today is gonna be your last day".

TT called the police, and they had to break down the door to the house. The "Friend" aka Machete, had asked her to leave saying that she wasnt wanted there any longer. Machete was taken away in handcuffs, and Toxic Troll, Professional Victim, told Munchkin SD13 that she was going to sleep in the airport and wait for a flight home, 4 days early.

Last night at around bedtime, Munchkin announced that her mother "wanted to hang out with her" this weekend, starting Friday. Oh well, I had made plans for us to have fun this weekend, but Golden Uterus crooks her finger and everyone falls in line. No worries though, because plans change and Clove is last on the list.

I mean, Toxic Troll was threatened with Machete! Toxic Troll had to cut her vacay short 4 days! She probably ran out of money anyway!

The change in weekend plans doesnt rile me, what ACTUALLY riles me is that Monday, Munchkin was sobbing in her soup because she was stressed about scampers the rabbit, and the 3 day notice. Tuesday tears because scampers the rabbit is all alone. Wednesday wailing because scampers the rabbit.

I told Munchkin that crying and expressing emotions is healthy. But this issue should really be expressed to your MOTHER. I asked her to please discuss with her how she felt about the rabbit being alone so long and the notices. I know it wont happen. Its only when Munchkin has cried about US, that she sais anything about her FEELINGS. Like last year on her bday weekend, after spending lots of $$$$ and hosting her friends, buying her a cake, pizza, etc. she cried to her mother over a game download disagreement. TT raked DH over the coals because precious snowflake was upset.

Or how bout my WEDDING DAY. TT raked DH over the coals because Munchkin was crying inconsolably. All day.

I have lost count of all the many many many times I have held sobbing child because her mother.

I just want someone to rake Toxic Troll over the coals for making her kid upset. Just once. C'mon Machete!

 

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hereiam's picture

So, you heard this story from.....? Your SD? Horrible thing to recount to ones 13 year old daughter.

CLove's picture

This is the same woman who choked, slapped and body slammed her eldest in front of youngest, who would pound her fist on her ex husband/father (my DH) in front of kiddos, the very same woman who brings kiddo into the middle of all her issues with various men (because BFF mother).

So - completely what we should expect of Toxic Troll.

susanm's picture

Ironically, Danny Trejo is supposed to be one of the nicest people you will ever meet and gives tons of time and money to charity.  Even though he looks super scary and his characters have been bizarre, in real life he apparently would not hurt a fly.

TT leaving 4 days early when the guy was arrested and can't hurt her compounds her stupidity.  Switching tickets almost always adds a substantial fee.  This woman is a loon!

CLove's picture

Machete is one of my favorite characters.

The thing is that its too bizzar, yet too specific so she might be telling the truth.

Shes not the brightest. Supposedly the woman who owns the house "wanted her to stay" but she was too freaked out by the incident. She probably ran out of cash...

Aniki-Moderator's picture

IMO, Toxic Troll is full of shite and this is just a big, fat lie. What's more likely is that she ran out of money or offended her host and was told to GTFO.

CLove's picture

The PD has a web site where you can look up arrests fo specific date and specific things suchas assault, robbery, etc.

There is record of an assault but its not at the house, its in a "field".

Im thinking that I should call the PD myself. Its free, according to verizon.

Tin Can Zen's picture

I am wondering if she actually went anywhere requiring a plane ticket.

CLove's picture

But there is always a tiny grain of truth...

I know its not worth unraveling the skein...but its entertaining. I actually went to Maui PD website and looked at recent arrests on an interactive map.

tog redux's picture

See, and you were jealous of her vacation!

She is definitely Borderline from what you describe. 

susanm's picture

If she is telling the truth, at least it was invigorating.  Not much gets the blood pumping like being chased with a machete!  Come to think of it, we may be on the cutting edge (see what I did there?) of a new fitness movement.  Pay $50 an hour to be chased around the park by a crazy person with a large blade.  The pounds will melt right off!!!

CLove's picture

What would be a good name for the endeavor?

The Machete Workout - it carves the pounds off

 

 

susanm's picture

"Get in shape or die trying!"

"Machete Fitness - we make you look sharp!"

tog redux's picture

Yeah, but your vacation won't involve machetes and eviction notices, so it will be much more relaxing. 

notarelative's picture

Munchkin announced that her mother "wanted to hang out with her" this weekend, starting Friday.

Hang out as in look for a new place to live and pack?

Thumper's picture

Why on Earth would she tell her child what happened?

 That is abusive to her daughter. Imangin the terror in her mind and she visualized what her mom went thru.

You know..I would really REALLY REALLY like to see a hair follicle result on her.

If Machete man is using...you can bet your ass so is TT.

I am sorry....poor poor kid.

My dh would tell her to f off---she is not getting daughter. UNLESS she can show that Machete man is in the clinker. AND a copy of the police report. OR telephone number of officer who arrived on the scene so dh can make contact and get run report.

NO WAY---the child,  because of threats to BM, may be in danger. Let bm pitch a fit...it is better to protect the child first, THEN gather all info, THEN say 'sorry" later if necessary.

IF true what TT (ticking time bomb) is saying.

CLove's picture

Toxic Troll would have some sort of plausible excuse why she doesnt have any proof.

She left before she could get any paperwork.

But she can put a restraining order on right?

CLove's picture

She triangulates and enmeshes sooooooooooo much. Tells Munchkin about all her boyfriends, bladder infections...you name it nothing is taboo.

strugglingSM's picture

This one takes the cake! One question I have is why did Machete have a machete with him while on vacation? Is that a common thing to stow in your luggage? 

CLove's picture

it was a friends house, not Machete's house...

I should find out where Machete lives...for safety.

Thumper's picture

The PLOT thinkens strugglingSM....

Show me the run report....THEN you can see daughter.

CLove's picture

All the suggestions about investigating this further - leading to a restraining order hopefully.

Now Im starting to wonder if I should worry (if shes telling the truth...) about Munchkin.

Harry's picture

Regardless of BM being a nut.  Munchkin, is effecting your life.  You plan something for the weekend and BM through Munchkin changed your plans.  You must take a stand , either Munchkin plays by your rules, as once she saids she is going to do something, she will do it.  Or disengage from Munchkin.  
You playing there games are giving yourself Grief.  You don't need that. 

CLove's picture

On the wind. At everyone elses mercy.

I enjoy doing fun things on the weekend with her and had a "girls day" planned (mani pedi,etc.) plus perhaps some bowling. It wasnt "set in stone" kind of things requiring tickets.

So, even so, Im a bit disappointed. This is the life of the step-aside step parent.

CLove's picture

I snooped her fb and there are some photos and some check ins, but at this point - what would be the point of telling that particular lie? Thats a lot of work! To make us jealous????