Machete Man and Toxic Troll Chronicles
Well, hello again.
The New Story of Hawaii 51-Five Oh.
Toxic Troll, at Munchkin SD13 drop off, was eager to share her story with DH (because, victim). This was before Toxic Sunday of course.
So.....get your popcorn ready.
From the moment she landed, Toxic Troll was in for a bumpy road on her Maui vacation.
She had apparently only purchased a 1-way ticket (more on that later), and because she was using her child support money, plus some other kind of money that was going to be "paid" (workmans comp? We have NO idea, just what Munchkin SD shares), but she had stated in her texts to DH that she was "getting paid" while in Hawaii.
So, after the pink notices, "3 day pay notice or quit", she apparently "called in" her rental payment, as it is divided into smaller payments and bi-monthly at 700 each.
Well, from the get go things were strange, according to the story.
Machete man gave her some of his anti-depressants to "chill her out" after plane ride (where she was getting drunk). She fell asleep.
While she fell asleep, Machete man took the car (not hers, his friends who owned the place they were both staying) and stole $300 from her wallet, and then drove around buying things. He had called the police to tell them she was crazy, 5150 - baker acted, and when they arrived at the place she was resting, they saw that she was in fact not THAT crazy )lololol) and left.
When Toxic Troll called the owner of the home, they told her that Machete Man has been 5150 since he was 9 years old, and apparently off his medications. Oops!
I suppose this is what led to Toxic Troll being threatened by a machete that was kept in the home they were staying. I checked on them and they live in our area. Soooooooo. Toxic Troll called the police and he was supposedly handcuffed and taken away.
I cannot find anything on the PD website indicating this ever happened, but whatever.
Toxic Troll arrived back on the "mainland" and stayed with her parents Friday. This was when she was SUPPOSED to hang out with Munchkin, which is why I axed any plans with her.
TT did not arrive back in town until Saturday about 5. Munchkin waited around all day...
The reason TT did not hotfoot it down to our town to be with kiddo after being gone over 10 days???
Her wealthy parents bought her plane ticket back from Maui. I imagine she needed to suck up a bit to Dadeee and Step mother.
Yep, Toxic Troll has a stepmother! LOL. Who is MUCH younger and will probably inherit the house and any $$$$$. When TT mentioned she was staying with her "dad" no mention of Stepmom was made...hmmmmm.
And so ends the chronicles of "Machete and Toxic Troll Do Maui".
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What a freakin' lunatic. Who
What a freakin' lunatic. Who goes on vacation and buys a ONE way ticket? What if her parents had not bought her a ticket home?
Apparently Toxic Troll does...
Thats the story we got from Munchkin, was that her dad had to by her ticket back.
Maybe she lost hers, or Machete man stole that too.
Someone who knows that
Someone who knows that Dadddeeee or XHubbbeeee will bail her out "for her kid". Or someone who has sold herself before and doesn't have any qualms about doing it again. Or someone who didn't intend to come back until she had CS again.
When you don't give a damn about your responsibilities, it's really easy to buy a one-way ticket anywhere and do whatever you want.
Toxic Troll sounds like the dad from Ray Donovan
Just finished binge watching it. He gets in crazy dangerous schemes and just barely makes it out with his life while harming all around him. Always needing to be bailed out. Highly recommend watching it.
Netflix?
ill check it out, lol.
Toxic Troll always reminds us of Frank from "Shameless".
I watched it on Crave from Showtime.
Mickey, the dad, has schemes that always fail. It is from Showtime originally. Sounds just like your TT.
OH MY!!
OH MY!!
Does Munchkin process all of
Does Munchkin process all of her mother's crazyness and unreliablity with you or her Dad? Does she talk it through with a therapist?
Just asking as my SD's BM is in a(nother) phase where she is acting irresponsibly and it has caught up with her. SD has been there to witness much of it. Usually she does not talk much about things happening at her mother's house and we worry that internalizing everything is not healthy. We are hoping to get her some therapy to encourage her to talk things through with a responsible adult and enourage her to feel safe discussing things with us if she wants to as well. We are trying to work out the best ways to support her now and so that the long lasting effects of going through all of this do not impact on her future too much.
She Does
Yes, I have always encouraged her to cry if she needs to get it out, we are here for her to talk if she needs us/when she needs us.
I have spoke to her about loyalty binds and that I think it would be best if she had someone not involved to talk to about things so she had a "safe place" to express all the Big Emotions that she is experiencing.
Many times when we are hanging out on weekends she will spill a lot of things.
She cried for 3 days straight while her mother was in Hawaii because she was stressing about the rabbit. Made me want to run out the door!!!
I just told her 'while I think its really great that you express your emotions, I do hope that you are sharing this with your mother, how stressed you are about the rabbit'.
So - that sword cuts both ways.
I see what you did there.
I see what you did there. Pretty sure I am not going to get tired of the machete jokes. I think they are right on point.
You don’t get tickets anymore
Your flights are in the airline computer. So ticket can not be stolen.
LOL I know
Just was trying to be funny.
Im pretty disgusted and stressed. Im not very funny today.
It's a shame that your DH is
It's a shame that your DH is so afraid of TT - seems to me he has a good chance of getting custody of Munchkin, with this train wreck of a mother who isn't shy about sharing all of her dysfunction with everyone.
California
If youve read my previous posting about TT being super abusive with abusive bf, yeah, your right.
BUT DH doesnt want to rock the boat - he was abused too.
He doest trust that the system/courts are fair. California is really super pro-BM.
Wow.
Wow. Just wow. TT is so inappropriate. I don't even wanna waste good adjectives on her. I'm sad to hear she sailed through her self made chaos on someone else's dime, and you, H and Munchkin get to hear her accounting of it. She's a rotten human. What kind of mom spews all that verbal diarrhea within earshot of a teenager? What a sad thing to drag your kid into knowing about oneself. I'm really pulling for you, your H, and Munchkin. Good luck compartmentalizing this one today, Clove.