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College Courses for the Skid

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Mon, 08/05/2019 - 11:11am

1.  Wrecking Other People's Vehicles 101

2.  Playing Mommy against Daddy 101

3.  Whining Until you Get What You Want 101

4.  Personal Responsiblity is for Suckers 101

5.  Personal Hygiene is for Losers 101

6.  Losing Gear/Equipment Conveniently 101

7. Misuse and Breaking of Smartphones 101

8. How to Get out of Work  101

9.  Employment is for Suckers 101  (prereq How to Get out of Work 101)

10.  Gaming the System 101

11.  Munchausens for Attention 101

12.  Junk Food Diet 101

13.  Let Someone Else (or the Government) Pay for Me 101 (prereq Gaming the System)

14.  It's All Up For Grabs ("borrowing" other people's stuff)  101

15. Slandering on Social Media 101

16.  Spying for Mommy (your key to success when reconning at visitation) 101

17.  Running your StepMom out of your Life 101

 

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Submitted by ChamomileTea4Me on Mon, 08/05/2019 - 12:47pm

Now THOSE are college courses my SDs would ACE!  *ROFL* 

That is...if any of them would actually follow through and GO TO FREAKING COLLEGE!   Oh, we can dream.  Good stuff!

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Mon, 08/05/2019 - 1:22pm

Most of them need to go to TRADE SCHOOL and not college.

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Submitted by ChamomileTea4Me on Mon, 08/05/2019 - 1:43pm

That would be amazing if they would go to Trade School, the military, or maybe the PeaceCorps...far, far away overseas, maybe?  Oops.  I said that out loud, didn't I? *blush*

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Submitted by susanm on Mon, 08/05/2019 - 1:30pm

How about:

Keepin' it Goin':  Knowing When it is Time to get Knocked Up

Use What You Produced:  Leveraging the Grandchild for Fun and Profit

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Submitted by Created on Mon, 08/05/2019 - 6:35pm

#5 but my SS is only 6 so still time to learn more of them if his BM is any example.. He cannot fathom washing hind hands after using the bathroom. I want to gag just thinking about it... those germs wiped all over everywhere,,,

Flushing, putting the toilet seat down after he uses it, not getting wee or wiping his wee from the toilet bowl.... all 'learning'.... i stayed there for 24h and walked in to 3 surprises in the toilet.

I'm new to this but really at age 6 that's really such a problem? My 6yo niece was in the bathroom the other day taking ages and we yelled out to see if she was okay. She says "Yes, the hand soap was empty so I'm just refilling it"... and while she is super smart and self sufficient i thought washing hands after touching your male private parts would be pretty standard by age 6..... no? Am i expecting too much?

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Mon, 08/05/2019 - 7:51pm

All 3 of Chef's ferals did not wipe, flush nor wash.  They were infamous for taking soapless showers and never brushed their teeth.  They were between ages 5-11 at the time.  

They should learn basic hygiene in toddlerhood but most CODs are never parented.