We had a bday party for a friend at our house yesterday- it was fun, of course drinks were had. DH went to bed before me since he had to work early today. My phone rang at 10pm- it was Demon15. I did not answer. Apparently she called DH also, asking if he could pick her up because Crazy and her BF were smoking in the basement (like usual, but for some reason it was bothering her more this time) and she wanted to come to our house....but DH was almost asleep and had been drinking so he told her she was coming here tomorrow anyway, so he couldn't pick her up.  

Around midnight I was asleep and DH's phone started ringing, then my phone started ringing. It was SK's- I feel a little bad now, but I just cannot with these skids these days so I did not answer and DH didn't wake up. I had a feeling Crazy was kicking them out- if they couldn't come here, she would have to let them stay. She needs to realize she can't just kick them out. I'm over her nonsense.

This morning DH had to leave work at 8am to pick up skids, apparently there was drama there. I'm irritated because today is my last day off and I was supposed to be home alone- DH was going to pick them up after work around 4pm. So he drops them off here at 8am instead. Demon just filled me in on what happened last night- and this folks, is why we call BM Crazy. Apparently it started with Crazy telling Demon that DH and I "barely spent any money on Demon's Christmas gifts". Demon said yes they did, they (DH) bought every single thing on my Amazon wish list. Which is true. Crazy continued to say we bought cheap stuff, the pants were from the dollar store, Demon said no, they were from Amazon, she picked them out herself. Crazy said she spent more on Demon, Demon argued and said the list she gave Crazy was about the same $, Crazy called her ungrateful (which...Demon didn't even bring this up, Crazy was the one fixated on who spent what), Demon said she was grateful, she was just explaining that we weren't cheap. Crazy was mad Demon was "defending" us. Then Crazy said she bought SS a plane ticket home (true- it was $150), and DH gave SS money for a UFC fight as his Xmas gift, but then "didn't even give him a gift to open on Christmas". What?? That's not how it works when you get an experience as a gift! You don't also get physical gifts! DH gave SS $250, which is more than Demon got. Demon said that SS's gift was the ticket to the fight- Crazy said yes, but I bought him a ticket home and still got him a gift to open- your dad didn't even do that. Demon said the ticket to the fight was a an expensive gift, he didn't need more things- Crazy was pissed that Demon was again "defending" us. 

Then they got into it about the smoking- Crazy and her BF told Demon to "deal with it", and "open a window" if the smoke bothered her, and Demon said when they went to the Dr. next for an appt. for her medical condition, where it's imperative that Demon is not around smoke, that they will need to update the chart to "Smoking in the house", instead of "no smoking in the house". Crazy and her BF said go for it, no one will do anything, they can call CPS on us for all we care. Crazy also tried to tell Demon that Demon taking a sip of our wine is the "same thing as her breathing in their smoke". LOL. I said, you aren't going to get CANCER from taking a sip of our wine once a month. Crazy's BF left at some point and Crazy kicked Demon out, saying it was her fault that she just broke up with her BF (for the ~25th time, and that is not even an exaggeration), and Demon ruined Christmas and New Year's. She made SS18 drive Demon here at midnight- we lock the door from the garage to the house when we go to bed, so they couldn't even get in. They went back to Crazy's and Crazy said we turned off our phones and locked them out on purpose. She tried to make Demon leave again but she had no where to go. 30 mins later Crazy went into Demon's room and said she couldn't sleep so Demon needed to leave. Demon again said she had nowhere to go, Crazy said "that's because you have no friends". Demon called a gay guy friend who lives nearby who said she could stay there for the night. Demon told Crazy she was going there- Crazy said no, she didn't want her to leave after all. I just...can't. 

Crazy told Demon that she will be staying with us for "5 months, to make up for the 5 months that she had her". For anyone keeping track, this is referring to when Demon refused to come by us this summer, (not for 5 mos, it was 3mos), and Crazy has been saying she will make Demon stay here for 5 mos ever since. She also told Demon she will be dropping her gerbil off on the curb in front of our house at 4:30pm today. Try it. I dare her to try it. I told Demon she will be getting a visit from our local PD for animal endangerment, because you can't just drop an animal off on the curb. 

DH and I leave tomorrow for a 3 day trip- we get back Friday. NYE and NYD are Crazy's day to have skids (SS18 is following Demon's custody schedule while he's home from college). They are supposed to go back there tomorrow. I can already see this is going to be a thing. We are going on the trip no matter what, and yes SS could stay here with Demon. But we didn't really want to have to worry about that. I hate this woman with the heat of a thousand fiery suns. I hope she gets the worst STD there is, the kind that itches and burns causes the most discomfort. I could go on for hours about what I wish on her.