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OT - Women Wednesday

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Happy Hump Day, STalkers! I hope your week is better than mine.

We're barely one month into Winter (here) and while I LOVE cold and snow, my skin does NOT. My hands take the brunt of it because I'm forever pulling off a glove in high wind and/or subzero temps to grab something (especially a skinny piece of mail).

My hands are sensitive and there are MANY lotions I cannot use. I finally found something that worked and bought a bunch of it. Lo and behold, when I went to restock, I found that my favorite hand lotion is no longer being produced. DAMM!T!!!

OT - bourbon balls

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I have the WORST craving for bourbon balls. NOT the icky kind made with crushed Nilla Wafers or Oreos - blech!!! I'm talking about RAL bourbon balls. The kind made from chocolate cake or brownies and rolled in chocolate jimmies.

Does anyone have a good recipe??

OT - Tone-up Tuesday

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Happy Tuesday, STalkers! Can you believe we're already halfway through January?!

I don't know where YOU are, but it's cold (some would say frigid) and snowy here and outdoor exercise is not always doable. Not everyone is a member of the Polar Bear Club or into skiing! On the flip side, exercising in extreme heat does not work well for everyone.

So when you have to keep your workout indoors and do NOT have access to a gym, what do you do? Jazzercise? Sweatin' to the Oldies?

Here are 10 things you can do:

BioHo now has physical proof that PrincASS is her fave...

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Or, as I like to call it, "How To Make Your Other Children Feel Like Secondhand Sh!t"

HOW, you ask? By getting a tattoo. A BIG tattoo. AAAAAALL.Across.Her.Fat-rolled.Back. Shoulder-to-shoulder, baby! It says, "My Son Is My Hero" and has the date that PrincASS ENTERED boot camp. Apparently, she got it right after he left for boot camp. What would she have done if he'd done as she hoped and FAILED? Because this is the beeyotch who told PA it was OKAY to fail boot camp (because the narcissist couldn't STAND one of her minions being beyond her control!).

OT - Worst Date

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What's the absolute WORST date you've had? Mine was a blind date and I still shudder at the thought!!

I worked with a gal whose brother called her at work and I often answered the phone. He had a GREAT voice and we'd make small talk until she was available. Anyhoo, one day, she said, "Ernest was wondering if you'd like to go out some time." Yes. Ernest. Shoulda said NO straight away! I asked her about Ernest. He was divorced, no kids, and "looks like me, but he's skinnier". She was very pretty and in great shape! I said Yes.

OT - Forn Friday

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'Forn' is 'food' and 'p0rn' combined. With subzero temps across the U.S. (I, personally, enjoy these temps AND the snow!), let's talk about comfort food. Hearty, savory, belly warming comfort food. Food that cooks/bakes for hours while you cuddle up on the couch or in your favorite chair wearing fleece pants and fuzzy socks, with a good book/magazine or watch a movie or 3 or an entire season of your favorite tv show. Food that perfumes the entire house, making your nose quiver and your mouth water. Mmmmmmmm.....

BioHo is mad at DH

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Call the WAHHHHHHHHMUBULANCE!!!

PrincASS came home for Christmas. His flight got in very late Wednesday night. Thursday morning, BioHo called DH, SCREECHING because PrincASS was G-O-N-E. No, he didn't grab his duffle bag and go back. He had the NERVE to LEAVE HER HOUSE WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING.

DH told 'Ho:
PrincASS is 18yo.
He's in the Army.
PA is an adult. His boss is the Army. Period. Dot.

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