I wish I was making this sh!t up...

We are sitting at home Friday, waiting for the skids usual call that BioHo is driving them to our house. 'Ho calls to say they'll be late. Why? Because PigPen has to go see a psychiatrist. WTF? PigPen gets on the phone to explain...

BioHo and the Skids. Hmmm...

BioHo (thinking worse than a drunk Courtney Love from Hole): I'm picturing a drunk, badly bleach blonde, lipstick-smeared, dressed in a barely-there ripped mini dress that's about to split from squeezing her busted can o' biscuits (that's a muffin top gone wild), staggering around on her chunky high-heeled sandals (cuz nothing that size can balance on stilettos), singing into a wine bottle that she thinks is a microphone as she has forgotten she's wearing a headset mike.

Aniki's Flying Five Fist Monkey Nut Punch 2 oz Godiva chocolate liqueur 2 oz Kahlua 1 oz Bailey's Irish Cream 1 oz Frangelico 1 oz Sea Salt Caramel vodka OR Toasted Caramel Whisky 1 sli Banana 1 pt Chocolate ice cream Combine Godiva, Kahula, Bailey's, Frangelico, vodka, banana and ice cream in a blender. Blend until smooth. Split mixture between glasses. Garnish with whipped cream and a plastic cocktail monkey.

We have four Christmas trees in our home this year. One in the skids' room, one in the living room, one in the kitchen, and one down in the family room. It's a tradition that DH and I decorate the ones in the living room and kitchen together, and we and the skids do the one in their room. My Mother passed away 3 years ago. This summer, Dad asked if I wanted any of the old family ornaments and I said YES!! The one in the family room is new this year - specifically to be decorated with a lifetime of ornaments from my childhood.