In college I got asked out by a very cute guy in my class. We were out having dinner and drinks and the evening was going really well. We had great conversation and I was really pumped.

So then he says.... "So I have something I should probably tell you...I have a daughter"

I say.. "oh ok" No biggie.

He says... "My daughters mother and I still live together."

silence :?

"she's my girlfriend. See she's really into girls and you seem to be the type of person that she and I would both like to have a relationship with."

silence :jawdrop:

I sit there stunned. He says, "so I take it that the fact you haven't run out of here yet means you might be interested in meeting her?"

I say... "um no. I'm just trying to find my legs" I promptly left and did not return his call asking me out for a second date.

Hehe that's probably the weirdest/funniest date I've ever been on.

"Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean people aren't out to get me"

And catlover, don't you think that would be something he should tell you BEFORE you go on a date with him? GoodLord!

My X was a newly minted (enthusiastic) police constable and we lived in Eastern Ontario (snow belt country). He is a very understated man and we drove a 1984 Oldsmobile Omega (think K car type look)-this would be 1985 or 6.

We were returning from our first police christmas party and we were driving on the highway. I was wearing a long slinky gown and pointy high heeled shoes-left my coat in the back of the car as it was warm in the car.

Suddenly-in front of us a car swerves-an obviously drunk driver at the helm-X says to me -hold on honey I am going to try and get this guy off the road. After what seems like an eternity of swerving and high speed hi jinx (my stomach is in my throat)-the X has the guy off the road and quickly turns to me in all seriousness says

"OK Honey, I'm going to talk to the guy-back me up"

How did I look at him?? Incredulous!!!

I am 5'1"-in a gown and pointy high heeled shoes, riding in a K car wannbe-the perpetrator is going to think this is a joke

I said to X-"yeah, sure thing-what will I detain him with-my high heel shoe"

Step Parenting – you might need to step back before you step in something!

but I don't think anything I say will top what happened to you Bewitched!

I once had a guy do that in my bathroom when he came to pick me up..(it DID flush though, but he was in there FOREVER) ;.. he said he was sooo nervous that it was hurting his stomach....lol

"He grew up in my heart, not my belly"

Okay, here's mine. After I had split with the ex it seemed that the only guys that asked me out were absolute losers. Then one day this cute, cute well built guy started talking to me at a place that I went to for coffee often. I saw him there a few more times and we talked and one day we sat down together and talked some more and he asked me out.

I was so flattered. In the course of our conversation, which was very pleasant, I found out he was a bit younger than me and even after I told him I was older, had kids etc... He still wanted to go out with me. So I thought what the heck and I went.

Okay so imagine this: a very nice dinner at a very nice place, nice bottle of wine, good conversation and then as we are almost done and ready to leave he looks me in the eye and tells me he has no underwear on!!! I just looked at him and froze. It was so icky. The way he said it and the way he sort of glanced down at his crotch and sort of smiled at me. Then I started to laugh. I could not help it! I mean ewww! Really?! Ewwww!!!!! I thanked him for the dinner, asked him to lose my number got up and left. Then I went to my car and cracked up. I didn't date for a few months after that.

but a funny (long winded) story.

After coming out of a very tumultuous relationship with a guy I wanted to marry, but he wasn't ready to commit, or get rid of his Ex-GF (she stalked us), I was out at a bar watching a college football game with my BFF & her co-worker. Now, we're tipsy, I see on the sidelines of the game, one of the coaches who she frequently had "fun times" with. They were never serious, it was more of an extended fling.

So I get the bright idea to text him and pretend to be some girl he met a few months back in a bar. Now, I know all about this guy, he has NO clue I exist (as the BFF). So he and I text all night long and he still has no idea who I am. Well, he calls me the next morning after getting off the plane (away game)and wants to meet me at a bar later that night. I meet him and there and we end up hitting it off and making out in the parking lot (things were so much fun when you were 22).

We end up dating for several months and he never catches on that I know BFF. I said her nick name, her dog's names, nothing clicked with him, but I didn't want to tell him outright, this was supposed to be a joke after all. Well one day I tell him, I'm going to meet BFF for lunch and he finally got it. He was shocked that we knew each other, but never figured out that she and I had planned this huge joke gone awry. I wasn't supposed to LIKE him, lol. He was H-O-T though. Like ridiculous exotic looking hot.

Was it kinda mean? yeah. Was it funny at the time? Heck yeah. He still talks to BFF, he gave up talking to me after I got married.