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O/T - funny thing I heard in court today

unwillingparticipant's picture
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Unmarried couple come in to court today each wanting full custody of their child.

Judge to father of child: Do you work?

father of child: No.

Judge to father of child: How are you going to support yourself and your child if you get custody?

father of child: I'll apply for welfare.

Orange County Ca's picture

Sadly our nation is heading towards financial bankruptcy, well it already is, which means they'll have to start printing money like during the Nixon years. Is anyone old enough to remember 15% inflation per year and that's just the governments deflated figures. The actual rate was estimated to be 30% by outside economists.

Anyone remember when it was shameful to collect welfare? It really was.

Anon2009's picture

If he is like this, and this is the type of guy bm chose to get in bed with, neither one of them should have custody. Just my opinion.

K.C.'s picture

That was funny but in all reality it's a bit scary as so many people are becoming more and more dependent every day.