OT: my profile and Mr. Right Now
Soooo, it’s been a week of online fun and quite interesting.
My sisters and nieces made it a family project to help me date online. My niece suggested Tinder. I went on it and created a profile not knowing it was a hookup site!!! She is not my friend anymore.
But, I made a killer profile and my tinder is blowing up. I wrote:
I love to hold hands with my boyfriend and take long, romantic walks on the beach . . . Until the alcohol wears off and I realize I’m dragging a stolen mannequin around a Wal-Mart parking lot
I did not learn how to use it so I swiped right for everyone and now I have to unmatch from a bunch of 65 year old perverts.
So I matched with a guy who just happens to be the guy who smashed up ExH’s pickup. I knew I had to meet him, lol! And we are soulmates for that very reason.
And he has 2 boys. . .
To be continued
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Okay I am in trouble for
Okay I am in trouble for laughing so hard. "Until the alcohol wears off and I realize I'm dragging a stolen mannequin around a Wal-Mart parking lot". Omg I just can't right now. That is the funniest thing I heard in a long long time. I love this!
Hilarious! I'm glad you are
Hilarious! I'm glad you are having fun.
This is going to have to be a regular blog, you know, your on-line dating escapades.
LMAO. Where I'm from Tinder
LMAO. Where I'm from Tinder wasn't a hookup site... I was SHOCKED the second I found out that it was from DH... Apparently his ex used it to cheat... It was just a casual dating app where I was from... The things you learn...
Keep us posted, this is
Keep us posted, this is hilarious!
OMG, Paint, I'm LMAO!! While
OMG, Paint, I'm LMAO!!
While I'm certainly not in the market, I had no idea Tinder was a hook-up site either. However, Match and POF both had their share of people looking only for hook-ups, too.
Have fun and keep us updated!