Mine has been a complete and utter douchecanoe lately. To the point I asked him to stop speaking and kindly pull his bottom lip up over his head and swallow. Yes, that's how big of a total and unbelievable bastard he's been to me lately.

Long story but nastiness for nastiness's sake. Saying cruel things, pointing out personality flaws of mine for laughs. Like the emotional douchetard he is.

But what the hell? Is it cosmic? Something in the water? Are they all having man-periods? Truly the douchebaggery knows no bounds these days...