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Evil stepmonster's picture

My kids are leaving this weekend, which means Redface Magee will be staying overnight. Yay.
Last night I was in prepping mode. I have a list of hotels that should have room on the weekends for walk ins and who also accept pets. In the chance of me leaving I lock up the cat in BS14's room(it's his cat so all her things are in there) making sure she has enough food and multiple bowls of water.
My dogs already keep away from him as much as possible but if I call they come right away and sit next to me. I have even been working with them on a one word command. If I should say this work, not a typical word any of us would use normally they are to run behind me and not move. I also have many things hidden all over the house in every room that can be used in self defense.
It does get exhausting prepping for his visits, but on any good prepper show you learn that in the end of days(skid weekend) one must be prepared for what ever is out to attack. Be that zomies, merauders, or psychotic children. Although I will admit it was difficult comeing up with a believable excuse for why the little hammer was in the toilet tank in the kids bathrooms.
I should really get special ops training for these weekends.

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Evil stepmonster's picture

I do, and I have a chain lock just incase he can get the door unlocked.
Oh...I forgot to mention locking up my kitchen...fridge, pantry, and all sharp cooking utensils locked up tight.

Evil stepmonster's picture

The only thing DH knows is that I put a chain lock on the bedroom door. The rest he has no clue. Which is why I had to come up with a fast explination as to why the hammer what hidden in the toilet.

Evil stepmonster's picture

lol, I told him the rod bended and I used it to tap it back into place it slipped out of my hand and I didn't want to reach in and get it and by the time he came home I just plum forgot.
Acting like a dumb blond can work sometimes. Wink

Evil stepmonster's picture

I don't have one yet, but I have been looking into it. The question is which taser? There are advantages and disadvantages to both.
The one that has the electrical current in the prongs, but he would have to be really close for me to use it.
The one that shoots the prongs, what if I miss. It takes a a little bit to reload those after they have been shot out and he might catch on that I was aiming for him.

Evil stepmonster's picture

I'd tape it under something where no one can see it.
Or do that trick where they cut out the inside of the book and hide it in there. I've always wanted to do that.

Evil stepmonster's picture

Oh yes, never in my life have I wanted to take a child and shove his face in dog poop as did that day!!

Aniki-Moderator's picture

I bought a stun gun a zillion years ago. It's the one that runs a current between the 2 prongs. Yes, the person has to be close, but hot diggity dawg that thing is poweful! I have never forgotten the last instruction...

"4 seconds may cause your attacker to lose consciousness and you should help them to the ground."

Help them to the ground. HELP them??? Yeah, I'll help. I'll make sure I'm not in the way of the attacker and the ground so that sucker can fall right down on it. Then I'll kick him a few times before I run away!

Aniki-Moderator's picture

I got it for protection from my violent, abusive, stalker exH. There was no way 911 could get police to me in time in my area. I accidentally triggered it once and my pinky finger was on the prong. My arm literally flew out from my body. Finger was tingly for a good half hour afterwards. And that was just "a quick zap" that "may discourage your attacker".

Evil stepmonster's picture

lol I'd play dumb blond again.
Oh gee I thought if I touched him I'd get shocked too, the kicking was to make sure he was still breathing.
And then bat my eyes and smile.

Aniki-Moderator's picture

Well, of COURSE it's to see if he's still breathing! When you kick a male in the twig-n-berries, the LIVE ones make noises!

DaizyDuke's picture

Doomsday Prepper! LMAO sorry I know prepping for RFM is not funny but referring your prepping to that of a Zombie Apocalypse is spot on. Wink

4GETABOUTIT's picture

I've only been on this site for two days and I'm pretty sure I'm afraid of Red Face Magee. :O