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Funny story that I know all the SM and SD will get a chuckle out of..

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Submitted by Accordn2L on Wed, 09/10/2014 - 10:04am

So as you know it's been a short time since SD8 also known as shit stain and SO were asked to leave my home. My BD11 and I are getting by just fine, middle school homework is a bit of a struggle, I mean I did my stint in middle school, why must I suffer it all over again! So on the way home I ran by the ABC store and as I was walking in I saw another SM that I know from school and she not only had a CART at the ABC store but it was quite full. I got the one bottle I was there for and got behind her in line. After they rang her up I said hi to her and she looked at the two BIG brown bags full of booze and looked ashamed. I asked was she having a party? She said,"no the stepkids are here this week and it's been rough". It was only Tuesday!!!!!!!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OH man I'm so glad to have my house back! Now I can drink like a normal person and not be on the verge of needing a liver transplant while shit stain ruins my house!

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Submitted by Accordn2L on Wed, 09/10/2014 - 11:27am

My daughter misses SO, he is the only man that I ever dated serious enough to have around her and live with us and they really bonded. But on a daily basis she says something about shit stain being gone, she makes up little songs, she does impressions of her (my kid is a theatre kid so impressions are a specialty LOL and shit stain used a very nasal whiny voice that my kid can nail dead on with the expressed word of DAAAAAADDDDDDDDDYYYYYY)

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Submitted by overworkedmom on Wed, 09/10/2014 - 10:43am

Bahahaha!!! That is too funny, and I love that she was honest. Too many steps feel this need to paint a beautiful picture with unicorns and rainbows.

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Submitted by Accordn2L on Wed, 09/10/2014 - 11:28am

When you need the bag boy to help you carry out all your booze you can't paint shit! LOL Might as well mix us up a drink and tell me how bad it really is hahahahah.

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Submitted by Anon2009 on Wed, 09/10/2014 - 3:33pm

I understand why so many SMs turn to alcohol for relief but it doesn't make it any less sad or unhealthy.

Just from reading your past blogs on sd, it sounds like a lot of your hate towards her was unfairly placed on her. You yourself said so wasn't the dad he should've been. Maybe she has something going on in her head that isn't right. I'm sure she detected your hate of her, too.

Maybe you could exchange numbers with this woman and make her your running/walking buddy.