SD15 Headed Down Golden Uterus Way FULL VERSION (Hurl Alert)

How cute! SD posts that she received a "promise ring" from her 19 year old BF, aka "Naive Neanderthal"

Ladies and Gentlemen--start your barf bags--I made no attempt to correct spelling or grammatical errors:

(photo of gawdy cracker jack box ring with huge purple-coloured glass stone)

SD15: Promise ring from my amazing boyfriend! Its absolutely breathe taking baby! This is the most amazing gift and promise I have ever had and I know you'll keep your promise and word to me babe!

Naive Neanderthal: I love you too babygirl!!!!!! More than words can describe and everthing I told you when I gave you this ring was soooooo true and I swear it babe! Your the best girlfriend a guy could ask for! Your beautiful smart and funny and don't take shit from anyone and I love that about you!! I love everything about you baby and I promise not one day will go by where I won't try my hardest to earn every bit of your love because its so precious to me!!! I love you baby! at 1:45 a.m.

SD15: Awwwww Baby! your so absolutely perfect in every humanly way! Your my number one boy and person in my heart and always have and will be!! I can't wait till the day when you give me an even more special and beautiful ring to me and ask me a question
that we both know what I will say yes to with no doubt in my mind! I love you so very much babyboy never forget it!!

Editor's note: OBSCENE amounts of emoticons used throughout. . .

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As I stare into my crystal

As I stare into my crystal ball. . .I see SD getting preggers before her 17th birthday.

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Well she DOES read at a 4th

Well she DOES read at a 4th grade level

And he works at Burger King which is PERFECT.

He's almost 300 lbs and she's probably well over 180 lbs.

They both LOVE fast food. The BM raised all three skids on it.

Actually I hope it works out!

Actually I hope it works out! If she gets married in the state of New York, it's one of the very few things that can stop CS before age 21!!!

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What the bloody hell does a

What the bloody hell does a 19 year old see in a 15 year old?!?! Gross. My SD17 is preggers - and BabyDaddy is 23. They started dating when she was 16. (Of course BabyDaddy is an immature asshole who gets off on controlling her, which is EXACTLY why he picked a 16 year old to date instead of someone his own age.)

I must say that even my SD and her BabyDaddy, as nauseating as some of their FB posts are, take it to quite that level.... :sick:

Chef hasn't seen SD15 for

Chef hasn't seen SD15 for well over five years since she PASed out.

Even though SD has:

1. beer bonged the PAS (last father's day, SD posted on FB that it was a "rough day for her" and she found consolation in Naive Neanderthal's arms)

2. stood up Chef many times during a failed reunification attempt back in early 2012

3. written glowing platitudes about the BM--calling her a "roll" (sic) model, best friend and MOTY

Chef would STILL think that Naive Neanderthal isn't good enough for his precious princess, thereby shooting himself in the foot (despite the fact that 1/3 of his whopping "child" support would end)and disagreeing with the marriage (as though he actually had a SAY) Chef doesn't feel the pinch because I pay 95% of the bills (70% of which he dramatically INcreases)

If you got BigBucks Stepdaddy behind closed doors and granted him immunity, he'd be overjoyed, no doubt, to have SD15 out of the house!