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Not yet 30, but think I've lived a pretty cool life so far.

MamaFox's picture

Just kind of thinking over things and what I've done in my life.

I've traveled across the country on a tour bus with my cast mates in the Sideshow.
I've learned how to play ukulele.
I've ridden about 250,000 miles on the back of a motorcycle in less than 2 years.
I have walked on broken glass,the blade side of machetes, and hot coals
I have hiked up a mountain..(Well the tallest hill in the world is in Oklahoma..)
I have breathed fire and swallowed swords.
I have met and performed with many of the bands I adored in High School
I have been suspended from the ceilings of very tall buildings by nothing more than silk or ropes
I have one tattoo that only FDH has seen
I have danced with the "geek" boy during the slow dance at a prom, and chose him over the popular jocks and prom king (When I performed at a HS a few years back)
I was "married" to Ronald McDonald by Carnival Law for a whole day.
I have traveled to and performed at Coney Island and Washington D.C.
I have experienced the thrill of 6,000 people screaming for more after my performance.

Dave Navarro has kissed my cheek. Steven Tyler has held my hand.

All that and I STILL cant juggle to save my life.

If I can do all that, I bet I'll handle being a stepmom just fine.

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zerostepdrama's picture

WOW what is your profession?

You have done some pretty amazing stuff Smile

GhostWhoCooksDinner's picture

RIGHT!?!? Damn, I'm in my 40s and have done none of that, other than climb a mountain. Fun life!