SS has the brain of a Goldfish
I want to scream. SS18 is one of the most idiotic kids I have ever met in my life. He is like a 12yr old in an 18yr old's body. After forcing a text go through Do Not Disturb a week or so ago at 12:30am on a weeknight asking DH how far down a condom should go on, (it didn't wake DH up, but it did wake me up so I saw it), he called DH last night in a panic.
SS's gf, who lives in our state, just got back from visiting SS at college across the country with her mom. She is a Jr. in high school and just turned 17. We are not thrilled about the situation as all of a sudden this relationship got serious right before he left for college and now his focus is here, on her. Anyway, he told DH last night that they had sex, and the FIRST TIME they did it, he wore a condom, but she "wanted to see how it felt without one", so he TOOK IT OFF and they had sex without a condom for a while!!!!! Then he put one back on and finished. And she is not on ANY birth control!! WTF are you doing?!?! The one thing DH has lectured him about repeatedly is how he ALWAYS, under all circumstances, needs to wear a condom, even if the girl says they are on birth control! DH bought him boxes of condoms! So SS was freaking out, worried she might be pregnant. Her family is very religious and would never allow an abortion, if you can even get one these days, and it has been days and she didn't get a Plan B. DH sat there consoling him telling him it will be fine, he's overthinking it, blah blah blah, which honestly annoys me because NO, he should freak out, and he shouldn't have done it in the first place. And he needs to make sure she gets a Plan B! DH did tell him to talk to her and make sure she gets it. But she needs to get it NOW. DH said if she ends up pregnant he will drive her to get an abortion himself. Also, the state SS is in has a Romeo and Juliet law so the 17/18 thing isn't as big of an issue there, but in our state, it can be an issue.
Apparently SS's gf's parents thought that her and SS had sex when SS was home last month, and told her that if she got pregnant he would need to move back up here and marry her and help support the baby. If there is one thing DH and I agree on, it's that they would not be living with us, with a baby.
DH said he thinks SS will break up with her soon, assuming she isn't pregnant, because that's how he was as a teen. I think that's wishful thinking. There are no signs of that. I asked if SS is coming home for Christmas and he said he doesn't know. I asked if he wants him to and he said not really, he doesn't want him to be around his gf. Which, I get but it's not like he won't find a way to come home and see her. And although I am over SS's shenanigans, I do feel bad if he was there alone for Christmas. But DH can figure it out because at this point I am OVER this kid. He literally cannot figure out anything on his own, he calls DH for everything.
Just the other day he had to call DH and have him walk him through how to set up the beacon for his car insurance to save $, even though the app walks you through all of the instructions step by step and it's SO easy. SS is going to a STEM school! He had to call DH to ask how to put on a condom! For God's sake, Google!!!
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I told my son (23) how much
I told my son (23) how much my SO has paid in child support to 2 women who are both married to other men, and how he will continue to pay until he is over 60. I hope he got the message. Sounds like your SS is on the Disney Daddy sucker path already.
What planet is your husband
What planet is your husband living on? It'll all be fine? He'll drive the daughter of parents who will disown her to get an abortion? Doesn't he follow the news? How and where does he imagine he can just mosey up and ask for an abortion for a minor who isn't even his daughter? Gawd, words fail me.
In Texas that could get him arrested and sued...
In Texas that could get him arrested and sued...
I too am at a loss
I told him reassuring him like this was mind-blowing. He said he doesn't want him focusing just on this and failing school, and that he told him repeatedly he needs to tell his GF to get Plan B. And if for some reason she doesn't or it doesn't work, he will do whatever he can to make sure she does not have a baby and drive her himself. I'm like yeah it is not that easy. He thinks if she does get pregnant her family is the type to adopt it themselves. I'm like oh FFS. You think that's how this will work? I said she will not just give up her kid. SS will not either. Even if he is terrified and wants no part of a kid now. He will cave and be a part of it's life. There will be no "letting her parents adopt it". Jesus DH. Idk what world he is living in. Time for some hard facts and to make sure SS knows what could happen, so that he ensures she gets a Plan B pill!
SHE wanted him to take off
SHE wanted him to take off the condom? Seriously? Either she is as stupid as he is or she's already pregnant and needs a daddy. Or he's lying (why would he lie? No answer required).
Like you said, a 12 yr old in
Like you said, a 12 yr old in an 18 yr old's body.
Well, at least SS likely has a potential career as a porn star..
Well, at least SS likely has a potential career as a porn star based on his description of the condom only going halfway down.
Geez.
I crack myself up.
Lol i know, i was like either
Lol i know, i was like either Dad fk'd up and bought finger cots or SS is the next John Holmes. I guess when the Lord giveth, he also taketh away (his brains!)
Finger cots!
Finger cots!
Pffffft. An ex boyfriend
Pffffft. An ex boyfriend tried to convince me that the condoms were too small so we should skip it and he'd pull out in time. I proceeded to unwrap the condom, pull it up over my size 9 foot, and almost to my calf. He got the NO Glove, No Love message fast.
No glove, no love! One of my farvorites. The Mantra!
When SS was in his early teens and in HS we would require that he chant the mantra before leaving the house to hang out with friends or go on a date.
No glove, no love! Wrap it before you tap it! Then he had to spresent us a fresh wrapper Condom for inspection. Not one that had been in his wallet for who knows how long. He threw away countless condoms because we required them to be fresh non expired package dates. We provided them of course.
At 32yo the kid is still traumatized by many things his mom and I torturned him with growing up. Not the least of which is the mantra and condom inspection prior to going out. One of the several things he gives us crap about when we get together.
Sorry, not sorry kid. But we did good because you obviously are a good man.
Son, we will accept your praise and adoration any time.
This is crazy on so many
This is crazy on so many levels. Not the least of which is that SS called his dad about this. I'm dead. Does he not have any friends to talk to? I mean, I want my daughter to be open with me, but the detailed description of using the condom, taking it off for a bit to see how it felt, and then putting one on to finish? Just, ewww. No. Thats's TMI. He could've just summed it up by saying, "dad I was an idiot and had unprotected sex." Geez.
I understand your husband not wanting SS to obsess over it, but you're right that he needs to let him squirm until that poor girl gets her period. Hopefully that fear will be enough to keep both of them from being such idiots again in the future.
The force of stupid is strong
The force of stupid is strong in this one. A poster child for the requirement for a licence to breed.
Hopefully he does not sully the human genome by spawning.
I feel for his GF. Heaven forbid he spawns.
Like Clevon from Idiocracy.
Like Clevon from Idiocracy.
Yea, I'm not sure if I'm
Yea, I'm not sure if I'm more appalled by the detailed conversation (vomit) or the fact that SS could be charged with statutory rape, depending on your location, and his open willingness to impregnate someone, especially a high school student. My god!