Well the great dinner date has come and gone (they went dutch) and using my great sleuthing skills I have deducted that Spawns whole reason for wanting to meet with DH to “hash things out” all boils down to she wants to get her hooks in BD17!

She was the one who dropped off the flowers and didn’t sign the card because she just knew we would throw them out if we knew it was from her (eye roll).  She thinks of BD17 all the time (stalker), and now that BD17 is an “auntie” she would really like to reconnect with her.

So there you have it, the great mystery of the flowers and Spawn’s sudden interest in contacting DH is solved…Spawn needs a babysitter!

Now onto the History According to Spawn:

I never did anything one on one with her (interesting the level of amnesia she suffers from because I was the one who took her to do everything all the time and DH was always pushing “one on one” time down my throat).

She was just a kid and we took out all our frustrations about Meth Mouth on her, and she was just a kid and we should have known better (when she was a kid it wasn’t bad yet, but the things she is referencing happened when she was a teenager and was aware of her actions).

She was upset that we used to tell her not to turn out like her mom (I guess Spawn wants to be a Meth addict at some point).

I put up family photos and she wasn’t in them and that hurt her fee fees (this was after she was already in the process of moving out and I had photos taken of MY KIDS and had the audacity to hang them on my walls).

She’s a SM now and would like to sit down and talk with me because her relationship with her baby daddies ex is great and her skids call her mom (eat a d@ck Spawn!).

She knows we talk bad about her “ALL THE TIME” and so we have probably ruined her ability to reconnect with BD17 (DH told her we actually don’t ever talk about her).

I created a fake social media account and verbally attacked her and threatened her over the whole “graduation photo gate” and she was terrified for her life (DH laughed and told her that if I had wanted to say anything to her or Meth Mouth about that I would have, true and I did on my social media that they are blocked from).

She was so sad at her baby shower because she had so little family there and baby daddy had so many family and friends there (you mean your Meth Mom, your brother and ex pervert Step Father…yeah that’s the only family you ever told us mattered, and those are the only photos you posted at the baby shower, none of you baby daddy or his family or friends).

Our family friends have a vendetta against her and Meth Mouth and their daughters bully her (seems to me Spawn was the one calling family friends daughter a c@nt and saying she would beat her a$$ if she saw her in public, but okay).

She never wanted to write those letters to us a few years ago she was coerced by her ex boy toy at the time (trust me I never wanted to read it).

Her baby daddy didn’t want her to meet with DH because he feels it’s useless (smart guy, it is useless because your baby mama is a selfish immature delusional Spawn).

She verbally bashed Meth Mouth and called her insane (yet on social media her Meth Mom is the BEST Grammy out there!).

She was hurt by DH about her graduation (DH pointed out she didn’t give him a ticket like she said she would and he did attend and then left, and when she sobbed about it on social media and got called out she blocked everybody).  Spawn did not like this and got pissed he brought up family friend who called her out because they are out to get her (delusions ala Meth Mouth).

If you are still with me here it what I consider the shining gem of this whole dinner.

Baby Daddies business is not doing well in this economy (he’s a handyman), so Spawn is going to open a business and have baby daddy be her employee (poor dumb baby daddy is going to get screwed)…..this business is going to entail cleaning solar panels….in a small town….I mean yeah that’s a capital venture if ever I saw one.

DH said they left it that they had said their peace to one another and not really sure where or if it will go from here.