I must have gone and summoned all the spirits of evil by speaking of her on my earlier post, because a private number just calls ( I have blocked every number she has ever contacted me from)- stupidly I answer.....and it is the biological mother of the children I raise.

She asks to speak to the boys. I deny this request politely and tell her they are not available. We have had enough drama around here lately. She calls me "Fiona", I assume that to be an ever so kind reference to the ogre from Shrek, and hangs up- and then repeatedly calls me six more times.  My husband's birthday is in four days and I suppose this is her way of ensuring we are able to have a lovely and drama free day. Also, I'm a size 7 , for reference, and 5'4" tall with curly, brown hair. I'd hardly describe myself as ogre- like, but maybe I am. Probably not though.  I'm sure this will continue for four more days at least....