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Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable Of Rolling Eyes And Texting, To Be Euthanized

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Submitted by lilsadone on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 1:38pm

This made me literally laugh out loud today -- then imagined FSD14 in the video -- then I felt bad about thinking that way -- then I laughed again in a maniacal way that only step moms can do }:)

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Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable Of Rolling Eyes And Texting, To Be Euthanized
The parents of 13-year old Caitlin Teagart have decided to end her life, saying she can now do nothing but lay on the couch and whine about things being "gay."

See the video of the news story here: http://www.theonion.com/video/braindead-teen-only-capable-of-rolling-eye...

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Submitted by purpledaisies on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 1:52pm

is this for real?? Just take all her stuff away. Her phone and computer and crap and make her get out and do a boot camp on her ass. That will wake her the hell up.

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Submitted by lilsadone on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 2:00pm

No it's not real. The Onion is a fake news site completely built on satire. It is facetious

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Submitted by StarStuff on Wed, 02/01/2012 - 10:51am

Haha, that's the line that got me too! I feel no guilt though, but then again I'm not yet dealing with a teen.