I celebrated my bday last week and over the weekend we took SD's 5 & 13 to a hotel so we could all enjoy the pool, hottub, spa. I invited my BFF, my DH's BFF, SD5's BM, and SD13's BM and all of the applicable family memebers that come with all of the above. Only my BFF and his family, and SD5's BM & family came and it was perfect. We had a great time. We learned some fun facts regarding why SD13's Bm could not make it...

Last friday SD13 called me in tears that BM and GMA are fighting and can you come get me early please because I dont want to be here....sure. I went and got her early. She proceeds to tell me that due to a back injury that her BM sustained giving birth to her brother 10 years ago she can no longer move and is stuck in the basement. (this is the same back injury that has prevented her from having a JOB but has never prevented her from hanging out with her friends/boyfriend/going to her sisters, and going out and spending her other daughters SSI check or the CS checks she obtains from my DH and her exH) So, when she told me this I said "What!?!". She nodded emphatically...."yes she is stuck in the basement...they are going to have to get her a port-a-potty to put down there". (LMFAO!) She then proceeds to tell my DH and I that BM is confined to the basement, needs a port-a-potty and is becoming hunchbacked.

Someone needs to tell this kid that her mom is pathetically lazy, it's probably moreso the 80lbs she's gained in the last year that isnt helping with her mobility, and that maybe if she would get off her butt and not sit around smoking weed all day and night that perhaps her life would improve. Man it was hard not to bust out laughing when she brought up the hunchback and port-a-potty though. Seriously I though DH was going to loose it but we managed to keep our composure.