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OT- I am having an affair!

overworkedmom's picture

Submitted by overworkedmom on Mon, 02/10/2014 - 1:03pm

Not really, but one of my co-workers just called to tell me that we were doing the nasty according to the rumor mill. Nice, huh? Good lord my company has a lot of drama. This guy is just a friend of mine who I haven't even ever seen outside of work! But that is besides the point, we are totally "doing it!" :?

At least we laughed about it and he did say- just talk me up if anyone asks if I was any good! LOL

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farting_glitter's picture

Submitted by farting_glitter on Mon, 02/10/2014 - 1:06pm

ohhhhhhhhh, I've been accused of that kind of shit too...apparently I was having an affair with my bar manager recently according to DH......*eyeroll*

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Submitted by overworkedmom on Mon, 02/10/2014 - 1:20pm

I was once talking to DH about people who cheat and I told him that I hope he knows that I have enough respect for him as my husband that I would never cheat. I would have "the balls" to end our marriage before I started looking for sex outside of it. DH actually laughed and said - you? have an affair? When? with all your free time?? LOL

My life doesn't even have enough time for sex with my own husband 1/2 the time, let alone workplace hook ups!

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Submitted by Shaman29 on Mon, 02/10/2014 - 1:06pm

Doesn't that simply suck, to have people gossiping about you when you aren't doing anything wrong.

Dang it!

If it weren't going to fuel the fires, you should sit across from each other and exchange sly winks?? Wink

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Submitted by overworkedmom on Mon, 02/10/2014 - 1:17pm

Oh no, I am thinking we are going to have fun with this! If the whole thing wasn't so far fetched I would be afraid to add to it, but this is going to be amusing!!

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Submitted by Shaman29 on Mon, 02/10/2014 - 1:24pm

Yay! I love messing with people!

Please report back. I could use a good laugh today.

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Submitted by Momma1987TC on Mon, 02/10/2014 - 1:28pm

me and my hub were talking about that this weekend actually. We both have pasts where we were the cheaters. Hubs works nights now, so he asked if I ever thought of it. I laughed and said, yea like I could get away with it! your grandparents live on one side of the house, your bother lives on the other side, and we have a 18 month old baby. Like his family wouldn't tell him if a mysterious car showed up at the house after he left for work. And im not the shitty type of mom that could leave a sleeping baby at home alone to go F*** some guy! The rest of my day, im too busy at work actually working, then running from daycare to pick up errands before running home to my hubby. Like when would I have time to have an affair?!