To put it mildly, I haven't been well lately and I've been working from home.  I've ordered lunch from Grubhub a couple of times throughout the last couple of months.  But today it really hit me that something seems really weird.  

Guzzlord spends all day every day in the basement, but somehow every time I order out, well before they ever even get here, he comes upstairs and it almost seems like he's watching the window for the delivery and waiting for me to give him "his" (which there isn't, because he does nothing to contribute and really needs to chill with the entitlement, so I leave him to sandwiches and Ramen and leftovers), or share with him.  I generally do share what I get with him because I can't eat the typical giant portions most places make and also because he's seen it come in so I'd feel like a jerk otherwise.  

It's just weird because the past few times I've ordered lunch delivery, he's almost IMMEDIATELY come upstairs and asked if I could spend $ on some game, etc. before the delivery is even en route for him like he somehow knows I've just spent $ (I almost always just tell him I'm broke AF because he constantly wants games and in-game expenditures and, again, literally contributes nothing to our home or lives), then hangs around upstairs until the food shows up.  

Do boys not get into chasing women or partying or whatever anymore?  Is he just going to live here and leech off us forever?  At his age, I wanted to be an adult and do a little partying and date whoever I felt like that week and stuff, but I guess their social needs are all internet-based these days and he's never going to have any actual motivation to move TF out.  

He stole my onion rings while I was on a phone call earlier today, and then tried to tell me they must not have been delivered.  I checked with the driver and he said they definitely should have been in the bag.  Didn't call the restaurant because I didn't want to risk getting the driver into any kind of trouble when I'm fairly sure this was Guzzlord's doing.  He should have honestly still been asleep given his jacked-up schedule, so I asked the delivery person to just leave it outside and not knock so as not to activate the dog (or alert Guzzlord).  But then one of my bosses called, so I had to close up in my office and take the call, and it's weird that he was awake and seemingly aware that anything was on the way. 

I feel like I have 0 privacy and something is a little odd here. In fact, just to test my theory, I opened the Grubhub site just before I started writing this post, and he's still hovering about up here.  I legit didn't even order anything, I just threw some random stuff into the cart and waited, and sure enough...