The school called where SS13 and SS11 go. I was on the other line with a friend so I didnt answer.  You would think they would leave a message. I got no message but ten minutes later while I was still in the same phone call DH called. I'm not home and don't want to go back toward home to pick up fake sick kids or even sick kids so I didn't answer that phone call either. 

I left my house at 8am this morning to get away. Sd20 is a slob and Im not cleaning up after her so I left. Im not running back for the skids. Call their mother. She's smart,  she won't answer either. 

My home will be skid free soon. They are leaving for school all of them. Its been probably a week since there were no skids in the house. SD20 is in college so she doesn't have class every day.  Ss11 stayed home with the sniffles yesterday. I was about to lose my mind. Finally today they are all gone. It may only be for the school day but its such a relief to have them all gone.  I still hear sd17 in her room making noise but Im sure shes leaving any minute and that skid weight will be off my shoulders.

PS my husband is gone too  :  ))

Im thinking about writing a book. I had some ideas in my head and jotted them down, some characters,  a story line, some events and then I just blurted out the 1st chapter in 6 hours. Im not 100% sure where the story is going but I have  some events lined up but no ending.

My husband got his last pay stub of the year yesterday which included an 18,000 bonus for a total of $134,000. How much do we have in our checking account?  A little over $1000. The skids ordered Uber Eats for lunch and pizza for a late night snack. I dont know how much Uber Eats was but pizza order was over $30 for a 9pm late night snack for these fat cows. I dont know his exact take home but with CS he gets from BM maybe close to 90,000.