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O/T Gas Prices Hypocrisy

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Submitted by Auteur on Wed, 04/27/2011 - 8:09am

Things that make you go HMMMMMMMMM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKdScVerrBU

So the speculators are speculating on the current regimes NO energy policy (unicorns and rainbows)

No drilling in the U.S.

The fake-o movie "Gasland" which shows METHANE coming out of a kitchen faucet (Hydrofracking is MILES below the water table where no methane exists)

For Those of You Who Celebrate Easter

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Submitted by Auteur on Thu, 04/21/2011 - 11:08am

and are possibly managing to have a skid-free Easter at that, what will you be cooking?

My menu:

Ham
Grilled Lamb Chops
Peas
Mashed Potatoes
Candied Sweet Potatoes
Dinner Rolls
Coconut Cake

Ok not low cal but hey. . . it's better than Skid Easter Menu:

boxed mac n cheese
chicken nuggets
doritos
oreos
dollar store chocolate

OH and I will be buying a few "high end" chocolates from the city chocolate shoppe!!

Grand Reunion Parte Deux

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Submitted by Auteur on Wed, 04/20/2011 - 7:27am

Scheduled in less than two weeks with VD's (SD12) counselor. VD is the most manipulative of all and certainly going to be the most problematic. She has already sent a 2nd grade level hand scrawled "love note" to GG stating that she's kissing boys and dating at a rapid pace. She did manage to spell "Justin Beerbong" correctly.

GG has already written oldest off (Brainiac SS14) as he wants to be a rock star and has nothing else planned in life thanks to the Pipe Dream Queen herself, the Behemoth.

Get out your popcorn!!

The Grand Reunion

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Submitted by Auteur on Mon, 04/18/2011 - 8:04am

Well, GG met up with Brainiac (SS14) and the school facilitator. Apparently Brainiac has all these pipe dreams about becoming a rock star, so therefore, no need to earn good grades in anything other than band!!!

Brainiac is failing almost all of his subjects; except for the "fru fru" ones. He's being teased/called names at school due to the clothes he wears and hairstyles he choses. He's also been trying to institute "National Ginger Day" at his school which is, by all accounts, being rejected wholeheartedly by his classmates.

Sort of O/T Spinoff from Livizzle's Post on Craptacular Jobs

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Submitted by Auteur on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 12:54pm

Ok anyone want to share some of the crappy jobs they've held throughout their career? I never finished college, got married at just turned 18 and always had to support my family by any means necessary so here are a few "lowlights"

1. Hospital Laundry Industry. Worked in a large sweatshop industrial laundry for hospitals with no a/c in the summer and was pregnant for my first child at the time. Oh and at the time hubby #1 took off so I had to ride my bicycle five miles one way to get to work (hubby sold car).

GOOD BMs

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Submitted by Auteur on Thu, 04/07/2011 - 9:13am

Many of us SMs were actually BMs and raised our children successfully.

I noticed that several of us here are actually OLDER women who have grown, independent, emotionally healthy children who have gotten mixed up with YOUNGER men that are guilty daddies. Neither they nor the psycho PASinator BM know how to properly parent. And if they did they wouldn't due to laziness.

Anyway I wanted to write down the characteristics of GOOD BMs

1. Are able to see through their own children's attempts at manipulation

Fourth Grade Essay I Noticed Last Night

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Submitted by Auteur on Thu, 04/07/2011 - 8:35am

While doing my walking at the local school district. Apparently the 4th grade class had an assignment on writing an essay about a family member. FAV family member, that is. Of course there were NO I love my stepmom essays. That goes without saying. But one in particular caught my eye.

Here is the synopsis:

I Love My Dad

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