....aka mini-spouse syndrome

So yesterday, I notice the mini-spouse wearing dudes apple watch AND demanding the password

Then, today, I walk into 'my' bedroom and I see this clingy dude and his equally clingy mini-spouse sitting on the bed hugged up arm in arm. 

What a bunch of creeps!!!

Anyways here are some examples of how maladjusted bioparents use their kids as emotional support lap dogs: