I've entered an alternate dimension.
Of this, I'm sure.

I have SD19. She's a bitch, has been since...well, FOR SURE since I met her years ago, but I'm pretty sure it's been since birth.
lol(:
She, of course, originally refused to invite DH to HS graduation, THEN invited him *only if* I did not attend, because, after all, it was HER day.
(No comparison to our wedding, and her behavior on "my day," of course.)
DH told her he wouldn't attend with me, I'm his wife, you-know-the-drill. He did, however, buy her a very nice graduation gift.
I told him that while I appreciated that, I knew that he would regret not being there for his daughter. I wouldn't forgive myself if he didn't attend on behalf of me.
So.
Princess has taken a 7 month course to be a medical assistant.
She started it a year ago, and is graduating next month. (NO, I don't know WHY she is *finally* graduating 5 months late, except for this pesky little test she kept failing...)
Guess who invited Daddy and "anyone else" he wishes to bring?
Yup.
Princess.
Go f'n figure.
My head is still spinning.
It is terrible of me that my first thought in response, was, "She's only inviting him/us because she wants another fancy graduation gift?"
Yup, I'm gonna burn in hell...