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Submitted by 2Tired4Drama on Fri, 04/27/2012 - 10:23am

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This is so laughable I had to share! BM is past 50 years of age. Despite her upper middle class background and university education, she somewhere developed a penchant for men who are younger, non-citizen, non-English speaking and are primarily in the lawn care business. You get the picture, I think.

She has a new and improved "lawn boy" more than 20 years her junior, and she recently announced that she is considering "having a baby" with him! When I heard this, I almost spewed my drink out of my mouth in laugher. Talk about a person who has no sense of reality ... or sense at all!

I feel sorry actually for the kids, that they have to listen to this kind of nonsense from their mother. Thank goodess they are both adults and can make their own decisions and determinations.

If anyone has other ridiculous tales of BM's who can't face the reality of empty nests and the fact THEY ARE GETTING OLDER and are not the same hot babe they once were ... please tell!

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Submitted by 2Tired4Drama on Fri, 04/27/2012 - 10:49am

newwife, I am absolutely ROLLING after reading your story! The fact it took BM 10 years to find that "gem" of a husband is a real hoot. Maybe the two of them can double-date with the lawn boy and the diva in denial. One of the guys can speak in tongues, the other, lawn boy, will just nod his head (because he doesn't speak English) and the two gals can compare their experiences being raised as princesses. Sounds like quite an interesting evening.

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Submitted by Runninmom on Fri, 04/27/2012 - 3:29pm

Wow, too much! BM hooked up with heroin addict too, only he never quite sobered up. Finally died of Hepatitis 15 years later. Prior to that i guess she had a "fling" with a cocaine addict who never moved out of his mommies basement. My youngest stepson happens to look nothing like his father but resembles cocaine addict.... go figure. What a mess! The funniest thing she ever said to me was she would "rather be single" like it was some kind of choice rather than the fact that her idiot addict boyfriend finally died and left her single. Wierdo!!!!!!

I think it is absolutely hysterical for someone that is 50 to want to have kids? Wow that is a first!

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Submitted by B22S22 on Fri, 04/27/2012 - 10:39am

The BM is a few years older than my DH (okay, 6). After their divorce she dated a guy 9 years her junior. They broke it off. She ended up marrying a guy 14 years her junior. About a year ago my DH told me Skids told him the BM was "talking divorce" to them, meaning she was considering divorcing her current DH.

All I said was, "Gee, just in time for high school boys to be looking for Senior Prom dates."

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Submitted by B22S22 on Fri, 04/27/2012 - 10:50am

Shoot, I was just following the logic of her progression.... the person she was married to prior to my DH was 3 years younger than her.... 3,6,9,14... As she gets older (she's in her 50's now) the boys get younger.

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Submitted by 2Tired4Drama on Fri, 04/27/2012 - 10:57am

B22, she better watch it! If the math progression follows as you so rightly figure, she'll have to move overseas to a country that doesn't have child molestation laws because by the time she's 70 she'll be looking at minors!

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Submitted by trystme on Fri, 04/27/2012 - 10:57am

DH and BM have been divorced for 25 years. She never remarried or even had a relationship with anyone else. She is still in love with DH. It is sad really. She is 10 years older than DH.

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Submitted by BSgoinon on Fri, 04/27/2012 - 10:59am

BM is delusional about just about everything. She still thinks she and DH are getting back together. He left her 8 years ago, has been with me for 7, and we got married 3 years ago. I don't think I am going anywhere.... bat-sh*t-crazy.

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Submitted by 2Tired4Drama on Fri, 04/27/2012 - 11:39am

Nope,it's the honest to goodness truth. Although now you mention it, maybe we ought to capture this stuff in script form and sell it to a TV show. You can't MAKE stuff like this up! A case in point that truth is stranger than fiction.

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Submitted by 2Tired4Drama on Fri, 04/27/2012 - 12:46pm

Cougar: "Cerveza fria?" she inquires, or "Cafe CALIENTE?" with emphasis on the "hot" as she bats her wrinkle-lined eyes coquettishly.

Manuel: "Si ... cafe!" No fool he, Manuel knows more is being offered than what can fit it a mug.

Cougar: "Come in," she murmurs seductively, attempting to spin her hefty frame gracefully around. Manuel follows, getting a full view of her dimpled, jiggling backside which resides atop her map-like veined gams.

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Submitted by 2Tired4Drama on Fri, 04/27/2012 - 2:20pm

(Well-timed commercial break Lol

Cut to scene of Cougar lying in rumpled bed alone - tousled hair, smeared lipstick, satisfied smile. She picks up the phone and dials a friend.

Cougar: "Babs, great news...I think I've found a new live-in! This one mows a great lawn! Can't wait to introduce him to the kids when they visit."

Outside, Manuel talks to his hombre from his cell phone while tucking some money in his wallet.

Manuel: "Cisco, you won' believe me when I tell you - I tink I just won lottery! This U.S.A. is great country!"

To be continued ...