If there was an award for "Worst marriage ever." I would at least be on the podium..

I think that's it!!

De-doo-do-dah, de-doo-do-dah..
You unlock this door with the key of imagination. < I thought you were nice... once...>
Beyond it, is another dimension.[profanity edited by moderators]
A dimension of sound. "but you were my first love.."
A dimension of sight. "I didn't mean to kick you in the junk.."
A dimensin of mind. "but I still love you.."
You are moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. ,
You have just crossed over into < The Ex-Wife Zone>
"HAPPY UN-ANNIVERSARY!"

So, should I set myself on fire? or just shoot a gun into my mouth.
I want to make sure it works the first time...