You are not the only one. To me, i just call her "pathetic 16 year old in a 32 year old body" Bitch. I hate her name, i hate the way she makes me feel and believe you me I can't wait for our first fight so that i can call it to her face. I HATE HER!!! Okay, vent over

My DW is the BM so our colorful names are for my SS-21's SpermDonor

Over the years he has had many names and titles.

1. SpermDad - Dropped at the request of some respected members of this community.
2. SpermIdiot
3 DickHead - sounds very similar to his actual name.
4. DipShitIdiot
5. POS
6. (Grandma's) CrotchDropping

His clan we refer to as:

1. SpermClan
2. Toothless Morons
3. The shallow and polluted end of SS's gene pool

etc.....

Paternal grandma is our particular cross to bear. She is referred to in a variety of colorful titles.

1 SpermGrandMa
2. Bitch from hell.
3. SpermGrandHag
4. Desert crotch

etc......

BM1 is the weasel because she literally looks like a weasel and her unfortunate dentition does not help. BM2 is the troll doll and again purely because she looks like a troll doll, a male troll doll.

Dumb c, dipshit, moron, idiot. She's too stupid to be too crazy. More an annoying thorn, who thinks she's got it figured out till SO puts her in her place by beating her with the CO and her stupidity.

WOS -- Waste of Space
Lard Ass
Dumb Bitch
Crackhead

Dbag (name starts with D)
Crazy
Crazy Face

Those are about it--- its funny bc even our close friends will refer to her that way It goes without saying that no one on here says this stuff in front of the kids. It just makes it easier when talking to DH. I'm like you- I dont like saying her name, bc I don't respect her at all as a human.

SS's Dad = Donkeykong (On account that one of the reasons DW left him is because of his video game addiction and he has the manners of a gorilla to boot)

SS's SM = The Seamstress (she stiches her name in ALL of her clothing, including her socks and underwear. Before you ask; yes, Donkeykong and SS have taken her clothing by accident. No I don't know how or why clothing gets confused in their home)

SS's half-sister = The Screamer (Apparently that is all she does when SS is with them on the weekend).

My Ex= Grumpy Cat.
His Ex= Crazy McPsycho.

Bitchface or battleax

BM = Horseface

She looks lovely from the back and then she turns around and she is ugly as hell.

He has a HUGE nose, HUGE chin and HUGE over-sized cheeks. She looks like a cross between a horse and Madam Puppet only with blonde hair http://famousdude.com/images/wayland-flowers-08.jpg

Horseface also has huge man hands with very dry skin.

I like to refer to her as the "handmaiden of satan", "Crazy Bitch", and a few others that are not appropriate for polite company.....

I so badly want to rename my husbands ex, but I'm so afraid of slipping up in front of the kids,... The oldest girl has called her a bitch before, so I know there is already hostility between the kids and their mom,but I just don't want to say anything that could ever be pointed back at me if I slip up...

Besides Gold Digger...I refer to her as "She", "Her" or "It".
Refering to BM without any name but a pronoun is more offensive then calling her a "Bitch"...however there are days where you just cant help it(especially if thats who they really are). She really is a B! And not a smart one either!

DH and I call her every foul name immaginable except when we are around the kids. I have never had to contact her directly but I have her number in case of an emergency. She is listed as C*%# in my contacts and for a picture, I use the template for the ex-wife meme: http://exwifememe.blogspot.com/2013/06/ex-wife-advice-animal.html