BM2 description and Who does your BM remind you of?
BM2 is probably four hundred lbs right now. She thinks at her current size and her age she looks amazing and flaunts herself in too tight ugly get ups. She looks like if Rosie O'Donnell and Snooki had a baby together honestly. She has the poofy hair, orange tan, draws her own eyebrows on, has red lipstick and cleavage for days. She also stinks to high heaven! Yoga pants are her favorite along with flip flops, despite the fact that her feet are crusty white and peeling all over. She just looks hit all the time. She loves to watch Jersey Shore reruns and thinks she would fit in well with that crowd and that they would all just love to have her around to party with. I wish I were kidding. She is forty year old overweight Snooki except she has never been to Jersey. She has a tattoo on her boob that she got right after the divorce, we can't really tell what it is by what she wears, but it looks like shit. Her idea of culture is putting sauce on the "buttered noodles" she cooks for the kids every single god damn day dinner for dinner, then comes French Toast for dessert and then bed time snack is countless bowls of cereal. She is a pig in shit! Vent over! Thank you!
Who do you compare your BMs to? Celbrities? Someone well known? Who do they think look like or act like?
Mine THINKS she is a
Mine THINKS she is a Kardashin, but looks more like a cracked out Lindsey Lohan.
LMFAO - with your
LMFAO - with your description, i was thinking Lillith....
BM was the prettiest girl in
BM was the prettiest girl in HS, she's never gotten away from that. She says that HS was the best time of her life. She's having a hard time aging, chemical peels, Botox, had her boobs done, tummy tuck. There is a facelift in her future. Dyes her hair the same blonde as SD(25), has her nails done regularly.
Spends tons and tons of money on name clothes and shoes and bags.
So she looks pretty good and put together but she can't afford any of it.
She's very much all about appearances, where you live and what you drive. She also believes you fake it till you make it. Problem is faking it costs a few bucks. I'm actually surprised that she hasn't married some rich old guy, she's told SD to marry for money.
DH has bought me name brand stuff and it's lost on me, I'm so not a fashionista, I'm more of a hippie, LOL. I don't wear any make up and as long as the clothes are clean and fit I'm good! I drive a brand new car only because DH insisted I have something reliable. I should say too that in my younger days I did some modeling and so I'm not threaten at all by her looks. I'm younger than her too. Who knows I might actually do chemical peels and all the other stuff once the lines start to bother me?
Not sure I know a movie star
Not sure I know a movie star to compare her too. Maybe Fiona from Shrek when she is a ogre.
She is chunky pale blond, she has this pissed off look on her face ALL the time and wears men's clothes. Likes to take selfies and send them to the kids, but holds her head back to accentuate her tripple chin. Her hair is always in a messy bumpy ponytail, she has a tramp stamp tatoo, but because of her back fat one side is higher than the other so it's crooked. She has self confessed "man hands". Wears no jewelry, has no sense of style, is not girly AT ALL!
I don't know what DH ever saw in her, her personality is worse than her face! She has NO tact, or class, she is pushy, and nasty mean verbal abusive and it makes her even more ugly!
My son's Sperm Idiot is a
My son's Sperm Idiot is a pathetic gang banger wannabe and has been trying to be one for more than 20 years. Being a Crip or Blood gangster rapper is his life long ambition. The problem .... he is as white as white gets. He is an Opie Cunningham curly red afro looking geek. He lies and says that his mother is black. Sperm GrandHag is an Aunt Bee looking granny white lady. He lives vicariously through his two youngest also out of wedlock spawn who are biracial.
So if there is a celebrity that the Sperm Idiot looks like it would be a middle aged Ron Howard (Opie Taylor/Richie Cunningham) gangster rapper attired looser.
My son's stories of the pathetic heights of idiocy of his Sperm Donor are both funny and legendary. The most recent include taking his 4 out of wedlock spawn on nature hikes in the forest while stoned out of his gourd expounding on his dreams that all of his children will follow their dreams, love the trees (while actually fondling the trees), and be good people like him. They all laugh their asses off at him and then run off and leave him in the woods. Apparently he is so stoned it takes him many hours to find his way out of the woods. Another recent classic is getting my son to drive him to the mall to pick up women. He hits on teens and my kid's stories of his idiot gang banger wannabe idiot sperm donor approaching teen girls at malls who then laugh at him, insult him, and walk off while hurling insults at him are great stories. He is a 46yo live in mommies rental house, game addicted, intermittently employed, voluntarily unemployed, serial breeding licensed plumber dope head whose two eldest kids hate him. The two youngest are hell bent on living his dream of gangster glory as they both have multiple gun violations and drug violations on their juvenile records. One is 17 and one is 15 and my kid forecasts that they will be in prison before they are 20.
Theses are all so hilarious!
Theses are all so hilarious! I was crying! Luvmypuppy had the weirdest for sure! It is funny how if they look alike or different they are all just immature, insecure, nasty trash!
How could I have forgotten that BM2 has varicose veins all over that look like brains! She had them fixed twice while married to DH and for whatever reason has not had them fixed again. No matter to her she continues to garden in daisy dukes for the world to see. So gross!
I've posted this before - BM
I've posted this before - BM looks like a Yoko Ono head on a Buddha body. She is NOT Asian. But she dyes her light brown hair black and wears it very long, parted down the middle and has little wire rim glasses.
After years of being extemely promiscuous she is now "born again" and believes herself to be holier than every one. Her current crusade is against the ruination of everything due to gay marriage. She posts crap from the pastor of her huge mega church almost hourly alternating between the horror of gay marriage and the need to be compassionate to those caught up in the Ashley Madison scandal because sometimes godly, good people make mistakes.
The message:
Hate gay people
Love asshole cheaters as long as they don't have a same sex fuck buddy.
By her logic - if a person in a gay marriage cheats with a hetero they should be put on a pedestal.
BioHo is 38 and looks like
BioHo is 38 and looks like she's 58. Smoking, drinking, and whoring have definitely taken a toll. She's 5' and weighs about 200 lbs, knock-kneed, a snaggle tooth, age spots, man hands, and a big 'dent' in her forehead from squinting. She likes to dress in skimpy tank tops and short shorts or tight polyester or spandex. Those outfits are perfect for emphasizing her big, stretch-marked boobs (tops are always low-cut) and all of the cellulite (belly button too) in her big, jiggly, overhanging gut that sticks out farther than her boobs. But hey, she's dead sexy, baby!
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Yep, a snaggle tooth. I
Yep, a snaggle tooth. I forgot to mention that her chin is practically nonexistent; more like a high Adams apple in her age-spotted neck. NO ONE thinks she's 38. They assume she's at least mid 50s. Ish.
Jabba the Hutt, a very dirty
Jabba the Hutt, a very dirty one. She really does look like him. Even the multiple chins.
BM is obsessed with looking
BM is obsessed with looking young. I have friends whose siblings are 21ish BM dresses exactly the same as them except her face has wrinkles from years of smoking and not eating. BM his skinny and short. If she dressed her age she would be very appropriate and pretty. As in around here moms where don't usually wear shorts to events as schools or sports but BM has the shortest shorts on all the time lately, lately it has been cut offs. (she is suddenly and randomly "country")
dumbass is 5'3 and 100 lbs
dumbass is 5'3 and 100 lbs soaking wet, 40 yrs old. she's always had bad skin, but of course the meth has made it worse. she tries to dress like a teenager with bedazzled jeans, tube tops, high wedges that she teeters in. she's got a fairly square jaw and kind of a hook nose, with prominent front teeth (nose and teeth like SJP). she's got layered hair that's blonde on top and streaky, that skunk kind of look. she definitely looks like she's been rode hard and put up wet.
i've seen pictures of her from 15 years ago or so, and she used to be cute. um, NOT so much anymore. her mug shot is something to behold.
oh and PS - i'll share if u
oh and PS - i'll share if u ask nicely }:) }:) }:)
i just wont post it directly.
BM is rail thin, manic
BM is rail thin, manic depressive and as DH says, "can suck the life out of any room." I have yet to formally meet the woman since skids are careful to keep all of us apart. I saw her at an event and we made eye contact. She quickly jetted the other way. She gets the invites to holidays and parties at their house and they come to our house to visit.
BM looks like any of the Real
BM looks like any of the Real Housewives.......fake boobs, spends half her life in the gym, huge black spider false eyelashes, so much Botox at least we don't know whether she is scowling at us or smiling because her face does not move. Spray tan, fake everything. Desperate to look younger than her teenage daughter. }:)