DH will NOT " manscape" ?

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So, DH was home late after work last night and butterfly ran a hot bath with dim lighting and DH came in from wally-world and I asked mr. furry nads, "manscape tonight?" He turned beet red but had a major hard ** as I sat in the tub and went in our BEDROOM, with the covers over him??? I am out of the tub, walking around looking for him and he was in the BR and said, "I'm waiting for you..." :O furry,saggy balls and all... UGH

So, NO to the manscaping.

I sure know how to distract him from the normal drama that comes from being the best one, with a hag of an ex-wife though. }:) not one darn peep about SK weekend, coming up. damn I'm good.

Make the best of yopur weekends!

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hahahahaha mr. furry nads.

hahahahaha mr. furry nads. Hilarious.

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Offer to do it for him

I DID OFFER! LOL I was in the

I DID OFFER! LOL

I was in the tub... he turned beet red, but got a major woody... :jawdrop:

New here...and OMFG...THANK

New here...and OMFG...THANK YOU for the laughs..."mr. furry nads"....you just made my Friday!!! This forum is so much better than the others I've been on....

Don't ya love the fur inside

Don't ya love the fur inside the ears/nose, etc.? Now, if butterfly was that furry, do you think he would like that? :O

There is even a little patch of fur on the small of his back.

I'd offer to shave him

I'd offer to shave him yourself...see how that goes over!

rotflmao that is great. LIKE

rotflmao that is great. LIKE LIKE LIKE we need a damn like button!!

LMAO

LMFAO yes!!!!

nOT TO MENTION THAT IT ADDS A

nOT TO MENTION THAT IT ADDS A FEW MORE INCHES, ON THE PUSHING!

@ work, caps lock oops

Furry feels good when it is

Furry feels good when it is cold but it is HOT right now and I wake up dripping sweat because he is laying all over me, fur and all, head to ankles (none on feet?) :? :? :?

LMAO at all of yall!

Someone please tell me how a

Someone please tell me how a man has fur all over his body but for some reason, it stops at his ankles? (looks like fur pants)

Y'all are NUTS - pun

Y'all are NUTS - pun intended, lol. I picked the right day to work from home!!

His chest hair is going from

His chest hair is going from black to grey too? Wonder if the organic dental floss will follow? never seen an aging "one" before? :jawdrop:

Have you noticed they start

Have you noticed they start growing hair from the weirdest places..BF gets these long suckers growing out of his ears EWWWWW!!! I tweeze them!!

ears/nose, everywhere... he

ears/nose, everywhere... he has a battery operated "tweezing" device. he forgets it is there.

I am CRACKING UP!!!!! DH does

I am CRACKING UP!!!!! DH does a pretty good job with maintenance "down there", but asks me to shave his back before we go on the boat.....UUGGHH!

OMG you guys are killing me!

OMG you guys are killing me! So funny!

BF is pretty on top of it

BF is pretty on top of it too, every so often it gets unruly and I play with it, tug at it and make little hair twistys with it, it's my subtle way of saying SHAVE, I told him one time if he didn't do something I would start braiding it, or worse let mine grow

I agree. I quit playing with

I agree. I quit playing with Ken dolls years ago!

I wish SO would manscape, I

I wish SO would manscape, I floss enough as it is.

He has nipple hair too...not chest hair. Nipple hair. :?
Never really understood that.

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DH will NOT " manscape" ?