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Tuff Noogies's picture

i graduated yesterday - go me!!! i graduated from "HUURRRRRRRR" to "SOMEbodYYY".

kaos climbed out of his hole yesterday to pilfer for food. he threw some corndogs in the toaster oven, then asked where the ketchup was. dh said "ooops, i meant to ask tuff to stop and get some on friday and forgot." "well is SOOOMEbodYYY going to get it?" (while giving me the stink-eye) "yes, somebody will get u some."

kaos goes back into his room, and dh leaves to down the street to the dollar store for the ketchup. while he's gone, kaos comes outside and asks, "where's nnnggddaaady?" "he ran to the dollar store for your ketchup." "YOU shoulda gotten it on friday." "um, nobody asked ME." "you still shoulda got it." "daddy was at the dollar store himself on friday, HE shoulda got it while he was there." "but he didnt, so SOMEbodYYYY shoulda got it." he then stomped off to his room.

i sent dh a txt about the attitude that kid gives me when dh is not around. the second he walked in the door he went straight down the hallway and tore into him. he enlightened him that kaos would not have ANY of the $#it he has if it were not for me, and he needs to show some d@amn respect and appreciation for me.

*swoon*

i wont hold my breath for it. but, hey, at least now i'm SOOOMEbodYYYY!

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DaizyDuke's picture

I have no idea how you didn't ram that catsup bottle so far up his ass that he'd be blowing catsup out of his nose for dayzzzzzzz. What a freaking punk!

Monchichi's picture

You lucky girl. I am only acknowledged when Chucky wants tv, by name! Outside of that I am invisible, like a super hero. Only I didn't get the sexy blue outfit from the fantastic 4 set post production.

Tuff Noogies's picture

BS - he's 12 1/2. with a 17 yr.old smar@$$ mouth.

this kid is really WOB's A$$ Jr. i'll be dealing with the same bullcrap she deals with in a few years. dh dared to invoke dumb@$$ name last night and he said kaos' eyes just went stone cold.

he will never change, he will never do anything he doesnt want to do. i always say: he does what he wants, when he wants, for as long as he wants. now it'll just be a slow marathon to get him to 18 and OTFD. any other efforts are just hopeless.

Cooooookies's picture

I swear to Christmas the entire bottle of ketchup would've ended up over that brat's head...

by accident, of course Wink

GhostWhoCooksDinner's picture

OMG...I lost it at "nnnnnnnnnnggggdaaaaaaddy." LOL! I can just picture this kid's nasal whine. All I can picture is Pat from SNL. Blum 3