Got an email from Perfect Paralegal – “shit, can’t find your cell. Call me – fun information for you!!”
So, I call her office.

Me – hey! What’s up?

PP- listen to this….I called FOC Support Specialist this morning to let her know that we would be objecting to her recommendation and that we will also be filing a motion to compel on the outstanding discovery.

Me – uh huh…

PP – I told her that we were hoping to have one hearing on both things in front of Judge AwesomeDude instead of one with the Referee and one with the Judge.

Me – uh huh…

PP – she said that she JUST got a response from Medusa’s business partner, you know, the one she emailed after Medusa told her that the business never got off the ground?”

Me – uh huh…

PP – anyway, she the read me the email. The business partner said that they were going to have Medusa as a partner, but she didn’t have the money and they had already printed up the business cards with her name on it, and they didn’t want to waste them, so they used them until they were gone even though they have Medusa’s name on it. She also told Support Specialist that she just KNOWS that all the hang up phone calls are Medusa’s ex-husband and also that he has had private investigators in the store scaring the customers and spying on Medusa and blah blah blah blah.

Me – OH, FFS, I HATE THAT BITCH!

PP – hang on, it gets better. Support Specialist was kind of laughing when she was reading the email to me. She said ‘you know, PP, I have called there a couple of times since WOB’s DH filed his objection to the recommendation. I remember her voice and I am sure it’s her voice on the message. ‘ I told her that I called as well, and yep, it’s her. I also told her that we had her SERVED there, so we didn’t really understand how she could say that she wasn’t involved in the business.

Me – and what did she say about THAT?

PP – Support Specialist said ‘hey, hold up. You had her SERVED at the store? The store she says she has no association with?’ I told her we sure did and that we had a process server, not a PI and that as far as we knew, anyone poking around there has nothing to do with us. I told her that I would be more than happy to fax her the return from our server, if she wanted us to. She said to just bring it to the hearing. The hearing that will be IN FRONT OF JUDGE AWESOME DUDE!

So, Medusa has figured out that the jig is likely up, that there is NO WAY she is gonna be able to represent to the Court that poor poor Medusa is barely making enough to survive and has absolutely no connection to the MedusaStore – LOL!!!

I immediately called DH and filled him in - he believes that the email was probably written by Medusa and not Business Partner. I agree, and I also think it came from the MedusaStore email and not Business Partner's personal email.

Looks like we will be heading over to the west side of the state next month....I wonder if I can bring ASS with us and throw him at her as we are walking out of court???