SD14 has been with us since Friday. Whatever, I leave for work and only have to see her for a few hours a day anyway, so I deal. Monday, I come home to find that once again, she ate all of GB's Gerber snacks. She was also sitting outside on the deck wrapped in GB's cable knit throw that I keep on her chair in her nursery. My blood was boiling but I simply made a snippy comment at her and told her that we have Gerber green peas in the pantry in case she'd like to eat those too. She just looked at me with the stupid grin that I will assume meant "Sorry??"
She also opened my brand new box of Weight Watchers fudge bars, despite there being 4 different types of regular ice cream in the freezer. She denies it was her which is fascinating because NO ONE ELSE would DARE touch my shit. (It's only BS17, DH, myself and her at the house)
Yesterday, I get a text from her. "Can you buy me underwear on your way home? Mom only packed 3."
I replied, "No, you can wash your underwear either by hand when you shower OR you can throw them in with the laundry when I do a load later on. You're old enough to pack your own bag and you knew you were staying for the whole week."
She replies "No I didn't know. Mom wasn't sure if I was staying either."
Interesting seeing as how monkey bitch called DH Thursday to let him know that she was having out of town company and could SD stay with us for the week because there was no room for all of them at her place.
I maintained my ground "No, I am not buying you underwear, last time you were here I took you bra & clothes shopping and your mom gets a HEFTY amount of money from your dad to provide everything you need and then some." She replies "I have underwear, mom just doesn't think."
Whatever…
I get home and when I was heading to the supermarket she asks if she can come with me. Sure, no problem. We get in the car and she starts..
SD: "I'm only going to say this once so listen carefully. You were right. You were right about everything. I should have moved in Freshman year. I let my mom bribe me & stayed with her even though I knew my life would be better with you guys."
Me; "Really? Why the sudden change of heart?"
SD: "I can't deal with her. I swear, if she wasn't my mom I would have slapped her already."
Me: "Hmmm, well, you know there is no love lost between your mom and myself, but I insist you NEVER raise your hand to your mother. She gave birth to you and as such she deserves a level of respect."
SD: "She makes it so difficult! Even SS22 tells me that she MUST be doing something wrong that we want to LEAVE her. She's horrible."
Me; "Well, you blew your chance to live with us kiddo and unfortunately, I know very well, as do you, that there is NO WAY IN HELL that your mother will let go of that CS check, so your chances of moving in with us are pretty much ZERO."

Now…Someone said to me a few posts back that SD was manipulative and that the trash talking of her mom was probably the same thing she does at home about us. I agree to an extent. I think, what is happening is that this girl is FINALLY seeing her mother for what she is and she is afraid that if she stays with her, her life will never amount to much. She also said to me the following…

SD: "She is the worst example ever. She goes after men in their 40s that live with their moms and wear pants sagging under their ass. Like, lady, you don't see anything wrong with that picture? OH! And did I tell you she got in a bar fight with a girl last week?"
Me; "What? How do you know that? and why?"
SD: "She told me! It was over a man, I think she was the guys girlfriend and mom must have done something with him. I don't know, she said the girl came up from behind her and yanked her by her hair. Good job right?"
Me; Stunned silence….Then I said "She shouldn't be telling you that stuff. You're not her BFF you're her daughter."
SD just shrugged her shoulders.
Me; "You wouldn't enjoy living here. You don't like rules. We have PLENTY of rules here and in this house, what I say goes. And I can guarantee you that if you ever pulled any disrespectful shit with me? It wouldn't go over well for you."
SD just smiled and said "Oh I know."

Praying to the Gods that this little girl does NOT end up living with me!!!!! Please God, do NOT do this to me.