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What to do when Granpa has a potty mouth? (OT)

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Submitted by Drac0 on Tue, 06/23/2015 - 1:13pm

So I am washing the dishes when DW comes to talk to me.

"You really need to speak you your Dad!"

Uh oh....My Dad has a bit of a potty mouth. I have talked to him about it before because the kids are starting to pick up on it. So the moment DW brings up my Dad, I instinctively know what the issue is.

"What has he done now?" I ask.

"You know those chocolate covered berries your parents give the kids as a treat sometimes?

"Yeah, what about them?"

"Your Dad is calling them 'goat shit'."

"Goat shit?"

"Yeah! Little BD came up to me yesterday morning and asked 'Mommy? Next time you go to the store, can you buy me some goat shit?'"

I do my best, but I cannot contain myself.

"STOP LAUGHING! THIS ISN'T FUNNY!"

But I can't stop laughing. DW is angry with me for finding this funny.

"Drac0 this is serious! I don't want our kids to start swearing like your Dad does! We have to do something!"

"Yes dear....You're right. This is serious.....gulp....BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

"Men!" DW storms off.

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Submitted by Shaman29 on Tue, 06/23/2015 - 1:35pm

OMG. WTF! You just reminded me of that store south of Kona with the Donkey Balls Sold Here sign.

I've been curious but I've never gone in there.

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Submitted by WTF...REALLY on Tue, 06/23/2015 - 1:37pm

You need to get some Donkey Balls. They are so good!!!! Plus they make fun gift to send. The ones with the coconut flakes are called Hairy Donkey Balls. Smile

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Submitted by Drac0 on Tue, 06/23/2015 - 1:41pm

I forget where I saw it, but there is an actual Asian restarant menu with the translated English word for one of the items as being "Good Shit"

Yes, you know you are in for a glorious gastronomical experience, when the very menu boasts that the restaurant serves "Good Shit"

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Submitted by Tuff Noogies on Tue, 06/23/2015 - 2:21pm

great, just effing great - thanks to you two, now i'm seeing ads "THOUSANDS OF HOT ASIAN GIRLS WANT TO DATE YOU" and "Yuki wants to talk to you!"

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Submitted by Ljcapp1 on Tue, 06/23/2015 - 1:44pm

HAHAHAHAHAHA that's awesome!!
My dad calls braunschweiger donkey dick. I said to my H the other day "I wish I had some donkey dick to make a sammich with." LOL Blum 3 Blum 3 Blum 3 Blum 3

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Submitted by Drac0 on Tue, 06/23/2015 - 1:56pm

>For extra fun you can buy materials for another home project with the swear jar money...<

This home improvement brought to you by "f*ck", "sh*t", "c*nt", "*sshole" and "crap"

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Submitted by Tuff Noogies on Tue, 06/23/2015 - 1:52pm

BWWAAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

this was so good i had to share it with the girls in the office - thanks for the laugh!!!

the grandparents and dumbass have always cussed around the boys, so after they got a little older we gave up on controlling our tongues. BUT they did know damn good and well that those words were highly inappropriate out of a child's mouth, and they have yet to slip up in front of us. i myself had the mouth of a sailor at an incredibly young age, but limited my colorful vocabulary to my brother, and same-age friends.

your dw might do better to teach the littles that certain words are not appropriate to come out of their mouths. she may have more success with that than trying to change grandpa's ways Wink

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Submitted by MissDirected on Tue, 06/23/2015 - 2:10pm

HOLD UP! FORGET THE POTTY MOUTH! LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT... YOU WASH DISHES???

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Submitted by Ninji on Tue, 06/23/2015 - 2:16pm

LOL

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Submitted by kathc on Tue, 06/23/2015 - 3:12pm

I'm sorry but that woman produced a tall, nutella eating idiot. She has no room to comment on anything less than murder.

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Submitted by Drac0 on Thu, 06/25/2015 - 7:57am

He's been to Africa a bunch of times but spent most of his time in Asia. He's uncanny. He can look at any Asian and tell you right away if they are Vietnamesse, Philipino, Chinese, etc.

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Submitted by Monchichi on Wed, 06/24/2015 - 4:07am

I'm with your wife here. I have a potty mouthed father and brother. They can clean it up or not come round. My brother chooses not to come round. My moronic father for once in his life actually did something nice and cleans it up for the kids. I don't want swearing toddlers who think there is a conspiracy theory happening to our family from an ancient Sicilian hex.