So I've cut total contact with Voldemort, it's been going swimmingly, tbh.

Had to factory reset my stupid phone a few days ago, lost some contacts, etc. My phone rang at work, I glanced down at it and answered it because I thought it was my doc's office...nope it was Voldemort. MFW Voldemort calls: :sick:

Anyhow she proceeds to word-barf all over me for a couple of minutes and quicker than I can say, "BYE FELICIA", she says, "..and I met this guy and hes great and his name is Ken and I really wanna get to know him and I just need time to myself and I can't get to know him with the kids around because I already fucked up so much in the past with bringing men around the kids before it made any sense", <-- (yes she really talks in ridiculous run on sentences like that). Additionally, her request for changing the parenting schedule which would pretty much dump the two younger skids on me EVERY NIGHT ALL SUMMER now makes sense.

THIS BITCH.

So yes, married ladies, your men are safe now, Voldey has found a soul to feed on.