Dominatrix (SD16) Has a TUMMY ACHE and Cannot Go To School
What a surprise. Extend the MLK holiday another day. Probably a few quizzes due today as well. Hasn't done a speck of homework all January either. Lots of ZEROES all around.
She's failing all her core subjects and making Cs in the fru fru classes.
But she's on FB wailing and moaning about her plight.
Probably bunged up from that steady diet of chicken nuggets, fries, oreos, chocolate ice cream, soda, cheese pizza, reeses peanut butter cups and doritos. She is full of acne on her latest profile pic and constantly wears the ubiquitous greasy head band with her blonde frizzy hair pulled off her face.
Making THE MOST RIDICULOUS faces on earth.
Seriously, I am NOT MAKING THIS UP! That is ALL this girl eats! The Girhippo never made her eat fruits or veggies.
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How can a person survive off
:sick: How can a person survive off that crap?
It's been her steady diet for
It's been her steady diet for as long as I've know her. Which is 11 years.
I guess she doesn't need a
I guess she doesn't need a formal education and life plans are being a full-time dom for guys who dig the big ones?
Yeah welfare queen for
Yeah welfare queen for sure.
Situation Wanted;
Gigantic Frizzy-haired blonde girl with acne to pop 'em out every nine months then sue for CS just like mom did. Stay-in-bed mom position desired.
I sooooo feel like WARNING the 20 year old BF's parents!!!
OH she's home from school
OH she's home from school under the "watchful" (NOT) eye of the BFF Girhippo (BM).
The Gir falls for this every.single.time.
Too much effort to actually parent, doncha know. I"m sure if Chef had custody, he'd be fooled as well.
Dominatrix: My tummy's mad
Dominatrix: My tummy's mad at me
Idiot friend #1: Oh, nooooo I'll beat that monster up for you (editor's note WTF?)
Dominatrix: It's really hurtin
Idiot friend #1: I'll bring medicine and food, Chinese, chicken, fries, doughnuts. I got you girl. (Dominatrix likes this)
Then idle rant about what characters they would play in a movie.
Yeah, I would have been shipped off to school post haste. My bios would ALSO have been shipped off to school as well! SOOO transparent!!
Here are some of SD16 excuses
Here are some of SD16 excuses for missing school:
Some mysterious rash
A wart on her foot
Bug bites
a cold
funny thing is...NONE of these ailments every strike on the weekend or during a break. It's ALWAYS when there is school... and most generally on a Monday...strange :?
Exactly! On the weekends she
Exactly! On the weekends she can practically do cartwheels--so THAT'S what's causing the earthquake like tremors.
Of course the Girhippo allows all of them to have "sleepovers" on weekDAYS.
My mother used to make me
My mother used to make me take Alka Selzer if I said I had a tummy ache. If I said I had a sore throat I had to gargle with salt water. Trust me, one time of each of those tortures and I learned my lesson! Blech!