I survived!! Mental high five!!

It was a daunting weekend. I don't know if it's because puberty has set in or if it's because he know's Redfaces antics aren't looked upon with favor at our house but STA was not having any of it this weekend.
Normally he's usually very passive towards RFM, to the point of major annoyance. I've asked him several times why do you let him talk to you like that or why do you give in to every things he wants? He's always said because mom says he's different and I have to.
Different? Oh boy there's some sugar coated shit right there.
Well this weekend he wasn't having any of it.
RFM wanted to play video games STA told him to wait his turn. RFM wanted something to drink or eat, STA told him to get it himself. And one point in time he said "I'm not your servent, do it yourself."
It went on and on. DH was a little surprised himself but didn't force STA to give in. Oh the shades of red that kid turned. Sunday was the funniest though.
RFM - I said make me some eggs.
STA - And I said no.
RFM - I don't know how to make eggs, mom won't let me cook.
STA - She just doesn't want you around anything sharp, that's why you're not allowed in the kitchen at home.
RFM - That is not true.
STA - *giggling* Yes it is. If you can't make eggs then make something else. I'm not your server.
RFM - Yes you are, mom said you have to.
STA - Yeah, at her house. We're not at her house.
RFM - If you don't do it I'm going to....
STA - What? What are you going to do? Kill me in my sleep? Yeah I've heard it all before, that's why mom put a deadbolt on my room. All you're going to do is sit there breath hard and then bitch and moan to mom.
I couldn't help it, I real lifed LOLed.
And there he went....even his ears turned red. DH told RFM to calm down and he would show him how to make his own eggs. Now, would I ever leave anything unlocked for him to try and cook by himself...no, but maybe him thinking he would be trusted with that would give him a little grow up booster.
So DH stood and watched but RFM did it all by himself. After which he came back into the living room with his plate of hot eggs and threw them at STA's head, and it hit him on the side of the face.
OMG I've never seen STA get that pissed since I met him. Infact I've never seen him get pissed but oh boy did he ever!! He got up super fast and smacked the hell out of RFM. Right across the face, knocking him on his ass.
By now I was getting the dogs to clean up all the eggs on the floor, and DH stood there like a deer in head lights. And that was that. STA sat back down and continued playing his game, DH picked up the plate and threw it away, and RFM was sitting on his ass crying.
RFM - Aren't you going to do something to him? He just slapped me and it hurt.
DH - Nope, son this a life lesson for you. If you throw hot food on someone they will most likely beat your ass, which he just did. Now go make some cereal and get over it.
RFM - I don't want cereal. I want eggs.
DH - You had eggs, and you threw them. Eggs cost money, and you just wasted two, I'm not letting you waste two more. Either eat some cereal or wait till lunch.
I'll admit, as soon as the smack happened I was inching towards my hidden screw driver incase it came to that but I think it was all handled quite nicely. STA has been upgraded to SS12. And DH went and called BM1 before he dropped them off and told what happened before RFM could twist it into everyone smacked me because I wanted to eat eggs then dad told me not to eat at all. I don't know what her reaction was but I'm sure she wasn't too thrilled with the fact that SS12 didn't bow down to master Redface.
But hey...we survived!! Mental high five!!