So, today alone, I jammed my pinky toe putting my boots on, ripped out a chunk of hair combing it and poked myself in the eye with my eyeliner, all before I even got to work.

AT work, I bashed my head into the steel counter picking something up and almost passed out, and then taking the trash out we have one of those stupid flat no sided cart things...like the ones we had in gym class we always pinched our fingers on? Yeah that damn thing got caught on the rug, popped up dumping trash everywhere and THEN took a fast trajectory straight into my shin. It's no longer bleeding, but its a hellish purple color.

Fuck today, I dont even want a do over, I just want to sleep.