BM you are no longer apart of this family! DH's cousin is not your cousin. Why do you feel the need to get up and make a toast.?

The bride and groom opened the floor to anyone who wants to stand up and give them marital advice. BM got up and toasted to never saying never and that true love always finds its way back to you.

BM when the bride calls over all the family for a group wedding pictures why are you running over? You are NOT family.

No BM I do not drink and it is none of your business. So why do you feel the need to make fun of me for just getting cranberry juice and water at the open bar? You don't need to stand behind me and whisper about my pantyhose showing through we are not in high school.

BM DH knows it is his day with the kids and the kids are old enough to walk themselves to our car we don't need you walking them over just to try to hug up on DH just to get shot down.

Thank goodness we have to leave early because I have work tomorrow. BM can stay behind and mingle and pretend she is still apart of the family.