At first I thought I was just being ignored.

We went to SD11's softball game and she barely spoke to her dad, and she acted like I wasn't even there. DH spent the whole rest of the game meeting her eyes, smiling at her, talking to her while she was in the outfield near where we were sitting. Before you knew it, she was smiling back and talking to him. But she still didn't see me.

Then BM brought SD's medication to the truck after the game and proceeded to tell DH all about what it was, the dosage, and instructions for use. She didn't acknowledge me, even though I'm the freakin nurse.

It was then that I realized... I'm INVISIBLE!!! How awesome!

But there was some kind of glitch in my invisibility because on the way home, SD actually SAW my DEBIT CARD... wanted me to walk her into a gas station where we stopped to get her some snacks. By then I was kinda used to being invisible, liking it even, so POOF! Debit card went invisible too!

Then DH started seeing my nursing license and thinking this nurse was going to administer meds she knew nothing about because she had been invisible during the whole conversation. So guess what? THE NURSING LICENSE DISAPPEARED TOO!

I told him last night I was going to remain invisible until something was said or done about SD's disrespect. And if he wanted me to manage the medication, he needed to text BM and have her call me with the instructions. I pointed out he was rewarding SD's bad behavior. All she has to do is act like a little sh*t toward Daddeee and suddenly Daddeee is kissing her a$$. Told him if any of my kids ever treated him like that, I'd hand them their a$$, no matter that they are grown.

He says he will sit her down and talk to her about it. I reminded him he has told her several times to acknowledge me at games, but she still can't seem to see me sitting there. I'm not a small woman, so I couldn't understand.

But now I understand perfectly! I'm invisible! How cool is that?