So SD met a 22 year old at community college who tells her he is studying to become a neurosurgeon. And she believes him. She has been getting to know him all semester, but last week, she says, it got serious. Dh thought that meant they started making plans to get married or something. So he says, "Wow, so I guess if you guys are serious then you won't be moving back here." SD then says "oh no, it would be really nice if we could stay together that long, but I am still coming back home."

My thoughts? "Serious" means she is having sex with him in his car. And coming "home" means she has some sort long term plan of wreaking havoc on my life. She has lived in skid state for ten years and has a baby with local convict. Stay in skid state. Stay! Don't bring yourself, SS, and GSD2 here. I've had enough of your problems.

On the bright side SS made the basketball team this year. It's funny, he is a foot taller than everyone in his grade but he doesn't get to play sports because he is so bad at them. So he thinks the coaches are jerks because he warms the bench every game.