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My holidays in verse a la Almost Gone & Elea

MorningMia's picture

Silent Night
Happy Night
All was calm
All was bright  

Skids were with cult-mommy
bundled up warm
DH and I were here
Free from their storm

We slept in heavenly peace
Oh, we slept in heavenly peace

Silent Night
Wonderful Night
All was quiet
All was nice

No glazed-over looks
when I tried talking
No rude behavior
or video (for BM stalking)

We slept in non-toxic peace
Oh, yea, we slept in non-toxic peace

Silent Night
Happy Night
All was calm
All was right

No “thanks” to Dad
for things that I bought
No fake behavior
for money to be sought

We slept with a sense of relief
Yep, we slept with a sense of relief

Silent Night
Lovely Night
All was fine
What a sight!

No photos taken
with me edited out
No baby talk
or childish pout

And I will add:
No one turned up their nose
at my food
No one sulked
or was in a bad mood

No mommy-worship
in my house this year! 
Oh, what a holiday—
it was full of cheer! 

Silent Night
Fantastic Night
Skids didn’t call
We didn’t fight
Finally, the ingrates are out of my life
No more poking from them to cause chaos and strife

I’ll sleep in heavenly peace
Yep, from now on, I sleep in heavenly peace

Happy New Year!
 

Comments

la_dulce_vida's picture

Excellent! I love it.

We don't get enough happy step-mom poems in here. Smile

AlmostGone834's picture

Ah I love the Christmas poem/song parodies. There used to be a handful posted each year on this site. Great addition! I doubt I'll ever be able to use Silent Night (I usually make one before Christmas and there is no "silent night" until after she leaves haha) but glad to see peace has now settled over your household! 

grannyd's picture

Thanks for the fun, Mia! There's a lot of creativity here on ST; better to laugh than cry, yes?