My holidays in verse a la Almost Gone & Elea
Silent Night
Happy Night
All was calm
All was bright
Skids were with cult-mommy
bundled up warm
DH and I were here
Free from their storm
We slept in heavenly peace
Oh, we slept in heavenly peace
Silent Night
Wonderful Night
All was quiet
All was nice
No glazed-over looks
when I tried talking
No rude behavior
or video (for BM stalking)
We slept in non-toxic peace
Oh, yea, we slept in non-toxic peace
Silent Night
Happy Night
All was calm
All was right
No “thanks” to Dad
for things that I bought
No fake behavior
for money to be sought
We slept with a sense of relief
Yep, we slept with a sense of relief
Silent Night
Lovely Night
All was fine
What a sight!
No photos taken
with me edited out
No baby talk
or childish pout
And I will add:
No one turned up their nose
at my food
No one sulked
or was in a bad mood
No mommy-worship
in my house this year!
Oh, what a holiday—
it was full of cheer!
Silent Night
Fantastic Night
Skids didn’t call
We didn’t fight
Finally, the ingrates are out of my life
No more poking from them to cause chaos and strife
I’ll sleep in heavenly peace
Yep, from now on, I sleep in heavenly peace
Happy New Year!
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Comments
Excellent! I love it.
Excellent! I love it.
We don't get enough happy step-mom poems in here.
Now that's a merry Christmas!
Now that's a merry Christmas!
Great poem! Thanks!
Great poem! Thanks!
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Ah I love the Christmas poem
Ah I love the Christmas poem/song parodies. There used to be a handful posted each year on this site. Great addition! I doubt I'll ever be able to use Silent Night (I usually make one before Christmas and there is no "silent night" until after she leaves haha) but glad to see peace has now settled over your household!
Well done, Mia
Thanks for the fun, Mia! There's a lot of creativity here on ST; better to laugh than cry, yes?
Love it Mia! That is a
Love it Mia! That is a heavenly night.