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DH is on a roll and BioHo is NOT happy

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Mon, 10/01/2018 - 12:27pm

Call the Waaaaaaaaahm-bulance!!!

PigPen's 16th birthday is almost here (along with his driver's license ~shudder~). BioHo called DH yesterday about want Piggy wants for his birthday.

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Are you ready for this one?

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A camping trip consisting of DH, PigPen, and BioHo. That's right, folks. Just the three of them. BioHo tried to argue with DH that it's only right since they split when Piggy was barely 4yo and he has absolutely NO memories of Daddy and Mommy being together.

DH: Are you f*cking INSANE?? If Piggy wants to go camping, I'll take him camping. JUST HIM. There's no way in HELL I'll go camping with YOUR ass. ~CLICK~

'Ho tried calling back (DH didn't answer). After the third call, he turned off his phone. ~snicker~

 

ETA:

Just got off the phone with DH, who just got off the phone with PigPen. PigPen had NO idea what DH was talking about when DH said he'd be happy to take PP camping - only the 2 of them - but not BioHo. PP said, "WHAT?? I don't want Mom going! If she's going, just forget it." DH assured PP that 'Ho would NOT be going. We don't know what 'Ho's game is, but she's plotting something.

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Submitted by lieutenant_dad on Mon, 10/01/2018 - 12:37pm

Please please PLEASE tell me he is going to ask PP about this! I want to know what the 16YO thinks about his Mommy trying to plan a trip with him and Dad.

If PP is smart, he'll immediately be grossed out that his MOTHER wants to be ALONE with his FATHER. In the woods. Under the starlight.

PP may throw up in his mouth as that thought, just like your DH nearly did.

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Submitted by twoviewpoints on Mon, 10/01/2018 - 12:38pm

What a strage thing for a sixteen yearold boy to ask for. A weekend was his mother and father fighting and hurling insults at each other. Sounds, eh, fun? 

WTF is wrong with this teen? The least he could have wanted is a weekend with Mommy and Daddy inafancy hotel with room service, heated pool, tickets to all the weekend events blah blah blah.

Bad

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Mon, 10/01/2018 - 12:43pm

DH thinks it's BioHo's idea. And there is NO way DH would waste his time hurling insults at 'Ho. He doesn't consider her worthy.

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Submitted by STaround on Mon, 10/01/2018 - 12:38pm

Just thinking of camping trips gone bad.  

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Submitted by hereiam on Mon, 10/01/2018 - 12:43pm

Is this really what PigPen wants, or what BioHo wants? 'Cuz it seems strange that BioHo is the one telling your DH what PigPen wants for his birthday, he is 16 years old.

By the time my SD was 16, she knew damn good and well that her parents DID NOT GET ALONG.

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Mon, 10/01/2018 - 12:45pm

We both think it's what 'Ho wants. If it is truly PP's idea, too damn bad. He may as well ask for a Ferrari - and he has a better chance getting that!

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Submitted by ProbablyAlready... on Mon, 10/01/2018 - 12:46pm

Go DH!!!! He nailed that one! Also Pigpen probably doens't want that based on his feelings on living with Bioh0... My guess is he wants something else and she wants to insert herself into your DH's life. Especially with an arguement like that! LMAO

He rocks. Tell him he rocks.

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Mon, 10/01/2018 - 1:04pm

PigPen hates living with 'Ho. Abso-freakin-lutely HATES it. DH thinks that PP does want to go camping for his birthday, but only with DH.

I did tell him he rocks!

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Submitted by hereiam on Mon, 10/01/2018 - 12:54pm

I also want to say, that I am so confused as to why someone would want to be around a person who absolutely wants no part of them. She knows that your DH cannot stand her. And, isn't she married, as well?

I just don't get it.

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Mon, 10/01/2018 - 1:07pm

Oh, yes, she remarried 5 years ago. All is not paradise with 'Ho and Mr. Pinhead. They have regular screamfests. Waste of time on his part since she's often drunk and doesn't remember. It's easier to eat jello with chopsticks than have a logical discussion with a drunk.

BioHo never thought DH should have remarried. She thought he should have stayed single for the rest of his life. I'm sure it chaps her arse that he remarried before she did.

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Submitted by momjeans on Tue, 10/02/2018 - 9:10am

BioHo never thought DH should have remarried. She thought he should have stayed single for the rest of his life. I'm sure it chaps her arse that he remarried before she did.

Your BioHo blog posts always keep me in check, because this is exactly BM’s thought process and mentality here, too. 

It ain’t no thing that BM has remarried, as of 9 months ago, and has a 5 month old now. DH is still hers. LOL. 

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Tue, 10/02/2018 - 9:29am

Still hers, indeed. 'Ho believes that DH should be alone and at her beck and call until the end of time. I sometimes think she got married only because DH did. She went through a lot of men to finally find one dumb enough to put a ring on it. Ish.

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Submitted by momjeans on Tue, 10/02/2018 - 12:14pm

That’s DH’s theory in regards to BM getting remarried, too. He swears it’s to have another on-call sitter for skid, that conveniently lives under the same roof. 

So funny. 

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Tue, 10/02/2018 - 2:01pm

I'm positive that one reason BioHo wanted to remarry was to poop out another kid, get divorced, and get more CS to live off of. Much to her dismay, her babymaker is no longer functioning. Diablo

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Submitted by TrueNorth77 on Mon, 10/01/2018 - 1:03pm

What in the actual F*ck is wrong with your BM? First of all, she should be embarrassed for actually calling to tell your DH that, whether SS said it or not. It's ridiculous. Did she really expect him to say, "oh really?? SS wants just the 3 of us to go camping together? That sounds like fun, I'll leave Aniki at home, Let me quick book a site!". Pathetic.

Once, maybe a year ago? BM had the skids and me and SO were out having drinks. BM text my SO and said to call her right away, it was important. SO was worried she might have the skids sleeping in the car or nowhere to take them (at the time she was homeless and had them sleep at a Super 8 one night, floor of people's houses other nights), so he called her back (no answer). The next day he received an email from her saying "I know a lot of damage has been done and the scars run deep, but I really think we can be a family again". BAHAHAHAHAHA. SO showed it to me and we were both like, Um....NO. He thought she had hit rock-bottom and had nowhere to live, so she was trying all avenues. What's funny is I lived with my SO, and she knew that, and she knew we were happy. Did she expect him to just ditch me and let her move in?? He responded to her and said, 100% that is not going to happen- time to move on. But how pathetic...I would feel like a complete idiot if I were her.

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Mon, 10/01/2018 - 1:12pm

C'mon now. Don't you know that BioHo is irresistable??

I honestly have NO idea what her game is. Only that she's nukkin futz. Even if PP really did ask 'Ho to ask DH, I cannot fathom why 'Ho would think DH would ever consider going. Maybe shes does have syphilis...

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Submitted by Siemprematahari on Mon, 10/01/2018 - 1:11pm

Yeah I'm almost sure this request is not coming from PP and if it was I'm glad your H will let him know its not happening.....Whatever happened to asking for video games, sneakers, clothes, or money lol???

But a camping trip just the three of them.......*ROFL*

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Mon, 10/01/2018 - 1:14pm

PP actually enjoys doing outdoorsy things like camping and fishing. DH takes him fishing a lot. But a weekend of DH, PP, and 'Ho?? DH doesn't believe that is PP's birthday wish.

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Submitted by Simpleton21 on Mon, 10/01/2018 - 1:34pm

Yeah, that is a really odd request from a 16 year old.  Once my parents divorced I never expected to do "family" things afterwards.  That isn't how divorce works!!!!

Crazy BMs!!!! Reminds me of the first year I was with SO and BM threw a fit b/c he wouldn't do a "core family" birthday dinner for SD....meaning BM, SO and SD....BM even had a live in man at the time.  Then flipped out when SO told her NO WAY WE ARE DIVORCED I'M NOT GOING TO PRETEND TO BE A FAMILY AND CONFUSE SD! According to BM he only said no b/c I was jealous and insecure, lmao!  Whatever!

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Mon, 10/01/2018 - 2:51pm

I just did an ETA in the original post. This was NOT PP's idea - it's 'Ho's. She's up to something...

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Submitted by Simpleton21 on Mon, 10/01/2018 - 3:01pm

Well isn't that shocking, lol!  I knew damn well that wasn't PP's idea.  Just like I'm sure it wasn't SD's idea to have a "core family" bday dinner at the age of like 7....these women are absolutely nuts!

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Submitted by Major Blunder on Mon, 10/01/2018 - 2:22pm

Actually wonder how she would have answered if he had said yes , probably would have left her speachless lol

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Mon, 10/01/2018 - 2:52pm

And leered over the phone and asked if they could zip together sleeping bags? And told her I was coming, too, so we could all sleep together? LOL

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Submitted by Survivingstephell on Mon, 10/01/2018 - 4:35pm

Have DH agree to this and tell her to book the site. When he gets the info, he can send it to her husband on the sly and take pig pen to another campsite, hours away. BM won’t know what happened and DH can have a good chuckle all weekend. You really could have fun with this and teach BM a lesson. 

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Mon, 10/01/2018 - 8:32pm

If only!! However, DH doesn't have a conniving bone in his body. He's a straight shooter. I, on the other hand, would have sent that skank to a vermin-infested, rabid skunk breeding area.... *diablo*

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Submitted by Maxwell09 on Mon, 10/01/2018 - 7:06pm

Ha! I remember the days when BM tried convincing DH that SS “needed” memories of his mom and dad together just the two of them. These women...eye roll...I’ll never understand the ones who swear to everyone and Jesus to be “done” with their exes but then try to pull this crap like it’s blatantly obvious they’re playing games. 

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Mon, 10/01/2018 - 8:33pm

Right?!

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Submitted by Cooooookies on Tue, 10/02/2018 - 2:48am

Hahahahahaha just like when BM2 tried to convince DH that only he and SS could hang with her at her hotel for the night.

These ho's smell of syphillis and desperation!

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Tue, 10/02/2018 - 12:08pm

Indeed!

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Submitted by Thumper on Tue, 10/02/2018 - 10:43am

OMG LOL....

Hey at least your bm had the guts to ask your DH herself,,,

Ours put her teen  kids up to calling dh  to 'join them like a family"

My husband became ill.

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Tue, 10/02/2018 - 12:11pm

Pathetic. What the older skids remember is BioHo constantly screeching at DH when she was home and not out 'hoing, 'Ho being drunk ALL OF THE TIME - didn't matter if the kids were there. The passenger side of their van was often cleaned because 'Ho frequently barfed out the window and down the side.

So, yeah! Like a family. Those are certainly memories to be treasured. 'Ho must be so proud of that!