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SD20's ex BF is a poet... and quite a good one.

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Submitted by DaizyDuke on Mon, 04/09/2018 - 9:59am

Found this gem on SD20's ex boyfriend's Instagram the other day.  Remember, they signed a one year lease on an apartment in University city.  Lease went August 2017-July 2018.  In October of 2017, they broke up, but have continued to stay in apartment, because, well they have no choice.  I'm actually shocked that SD didn't just stop paying rent and go shack up elsewhere, because that's what her GBM and BM would have done.  But for whatever reason she has not.  So anyway.. on to her "roommate's" poem, that is CLEARLY about SD. 

Stops by for 15 minutes a day.

Moves stuff around, leaves stuff all astray.

Buys food but doesn't eat, so it sits and decays.

Leaves gross, smelly shit in the trash by the way.

Doesn't clean

Boy I wish it was 2019.

Guess some things NEVER change.  According to SD Twitter, she has landed herself a new roommate for next year.  Hopefully this gal is just as nasty as SD so she won't be shocked and appalled.  DH mentioned something about her "working for the summer" at her job she worked last year, in our town.  Which confuses me though because SD said on Twitter that she recently booked her "flight" home.  So certainly she can't be staying here for 3 or 4 months with what she can bring on a plane??  And again, she still has to pay rent at her apartment through at least July 1, and what will she do with all her shit in her apartment with exboyfriend?? 

Ugh, all I know is that she is NOT saying at our house. So I guess I don't know why I am even concerend... other than I don't like surprises and I don't like fighting with DH... so I hope these two jackasses don't have anything up their sleeves... Secret

 

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Mon, 04/09/2018 - 10:45am

I just infiltrated SD19's Instagram BWA HA (not her twitter acct. . . yet)

Here is an ode to the Girhippo she wrote on the Gir's recent 47th b-day:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOM / BESTFRIEND / SUPER WOMAN!! To the person who I look up to and inspire to be one day it's an understatement to say Girhippo is amazing. I really do wish everyone could have a Mom like mine because she gets it. She gets the struggle of being a young teen in this generation today, and "tells me to "kill'em with kindness" and use those special instincts God gave us".

She gets when im doing homework and randomly get frustrated bec I don't understand and tells me to "slow down, breath" and reminds me that I got this an helps me thru it. She gets it when i skip out on family dinners to go hang with friends for the fifth night in a row, and she tells me everytime "drive safe and have fun".

She gets it when I roll in at 5am from a long night at the club and asks me the next morning, "how wuz your night". She gets it when I dig thru her closet and make a mess when im about to go out and tells me "that shirt better come back". It's the little daily things that I'm thankful for my mama and makes her so special to me. Girhippo created that beautiful family in those pictures and she gave me that happy smile. Your absolutely wonderful Mom and if it wasn't for you I wouldn't be who I am today so thank you and I love you. Happy birthday
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Wouldn't be who she is today?  A lazy sloth who is failing remedial high school in community college.  HMMM sound just like the Girhippo when SHE was in college and got caught plagiarizing her way through school--had to repeat all her courses (with the help of Battleaxe Gallactica/BM's BM, of course)

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Submitted by StepMamaBear6 on Mon, 04/09/2018 - 1:43pm

That poem made me laugh.  Can you just ask your DH, "What are SD's plans for the summer and where is she living?"

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Submitted by DaizyDuke on Tue, 04/10/2018 - 8:26am

can I ask??  Yes.  Should I ask??  Maybe.  Will I ask??  No.  I just can't stand even bringing the topic up... because if I bring it up, then I'm just being a jerk and worrying about stuff I don't need to worry about (according to DH) So I just stew and wait for him to bring it up.... I know it sounds dumb, but it just works better that way.  So I stalk her Twitter and FB for intel and try to be prepared.

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Submitted by StepMamaBear6 on Mon, 04/09/2018 - 4:16pm

I have to say, I thought your title was going to be, "SD's ex boyfriend is a poet .. and he didn't even know it."  

"My name is Emilio Montoya.  You killed my father.  Prepare to die!"

Sorry, I couldn't resist.