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VD (SD13) Feels It is HER Job. . .

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Submitted by Auteur on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 2:11pm

to tell Prince Hygiene (SS stb 9) about the birds and the bees. This is the girl (at the time 8 1/2) who I walked in on when she was playing "doctor" with Prince Hygiene!!

And here it is for your reading "pleasure:"

(Editor's note: I have not altered the original spelling whatsoever; this is a 7th grader here)

waz whaching tv with my lil bro and a comershial came on 4 proventing teen preg and he asked HOW TEEN PREGS HAPPEN!!!!! i said ill anwser that in a few!1 WHAT DO I SAY??? HELP ME SOME1!!!!

Of course, "Uncle Kinky" GG's used-to-be closest brother who totally took the Behemoth's side in the break up, told VD to "ask your mom before u say anything"

This is the same brother who hasn't spoken to GG in over eight years except to scream at him during the early years to "take his G-D phone account off the Behemoth's account" and to accuse GG of being a liar and a cheat because GG no longer wanted to be married to the Behemoth anymore in a very long diatribe that was MAILED USING UNCLE KINKY'S EMPLOYER'S POSTAGE MACHINE.

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Submitted by alwaysanxious on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 2:13pm

Yeah, Sd did the same with SS. I told her its not her job to explain sex to him. Its his parents and next time SS comes to her with questions she should send him to one of her parents.

As if these children know enough about sex to properly explain it.

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Submitted by alwaysanxious on Fri, 12/16/2011 - 2:00pm

Oh yes, that definitely makes her qualified.

My SD takes pics of her cleavage and has vulgar insult competitions with guy "friends" she goes to school with. I kid you not, one day she wrote 'suck your father's xxx' to a kid in her class. They were going back and forth. I was completely sickened and never wanted to be around her again.

Her language capability alone should qualify her, right?

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Submitted by branmuffin97 on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 2:22pm

I know my first birds and bees lessons were courtesy of my older cousins and my peers..I am the oldest kid. Of course, I then passed ALL my knowledge on to my younger sister,lol. I think it's pretty normal.

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Submitted by Auteur on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 2:26pm

You have to realize that VD is the most vulgar, overly precocious "tom boy" imaginable. She used to run through my house stark naked at age 8 screaming "LOOK AT MY BOOBIESSSSSSS!"

Don't think a girl who is mentally at age 9 with zero responsibilities and horrendous grades at school should be explaining ANYTHING to her younger brother who is mentally age 4.

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Submitted by branmuffin97 on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 2:30pm

Not saying it's good or ideal...just normal. Most kids get a shit-ton of bad info from peers and the likes..which is why parents need to make sure they are covering that territory with facts and their own value system.

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Submitted by Auteur on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 2:40pm

Here's what the Behemoth probably will say:

Well if you're a girl, you marry a man who can build you a house, fix your car and have YOUR children; at least three to save the marriage. Make sure you demand that you stay home with the children.

Then you divorce him and get the max CS possible; here's how to fudge receipts. Mommy will watch your babies and say I charge $300 a week for daycare. Make sure you deny him visitation at all times and make sure your babies know that he is pond scum.

Then you marry a man with a super duper income and that's the birds and the bees!